Any question you've ever desired to ask Zelda..They're here now! You can ask anything from her game life to her princess life. Even ask her about stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue?" and "do narwals still exist??" Be creative in your questions. You just might get some really crazy answers. Email her at this location and Zelda will try to get to you as soon as her busy schedule allows.
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Dear Zelda,
Does your email work..I hope it does, otherwise this is a big waste of MY time..so it had better.
Josh ^_~
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Dear Josh,
Of course this email works! I know a little more about the internet than most would think a princess does. *flips hair* Anyway...Yes I did ask you to email here to see if it worked, and oddly enough it does.
I don't know how I feel about the wink, but I'll wing it.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Is Link hot in that sexy little outfit? Would you do him? Anal? What type of bathroom tile do you like?
Anonymous
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Dear Stranger,
Link does show off his figure rather well in that tunic of his. But whether or not I'll say he's hot or not..that's left to the eye of the beholder. Upon asking if I'd like to do him, I'd say no. Link is too far up his own tights to even care about a female type anyway. And anal...perhaps not with me...but maybe he would with others *coughs*. As with what kind of bathroom tile I like, I prefer marble. It gives the room a much desired royal appearance, as well as being easy to clean. My servants haven't made any complaints about it yet, so I guess that's the best way to go.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Why did you stuff your bra as a kid in Ocarina of time? No kid that age should have had that big a rack.
The LEEDZ
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Dear The LEEDZ,
What is this? Some kind of sick joke? You're really abusing the "Ask Zelda" section of this site, but I'll answer your question anyway. Yes I did stuff my bra when I was of younger age. Don't most girls? You desire that bust so much when you're young. I mostly did it because my father saw to it that way. Always wanting to give me away to the highest bidding prince. *sighs* I think I'm going to go lie down...
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
does doing the same thing over and over get old
Satanos
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Dear Satanos,
Does doing the same thing over and over get old...? What do you mean by thing? I guess maybe you mean getting captured. And yes it does get old. But someone's gotta play that role of the captured princess. Link however is doing a shoddy job of saving me everytime though. Especially with my last capture. I finally had to break down and help him ward off Ganondorf.
Maybe they'll give me my own game...
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
y the fuck did u not let me finish the game
~~** SeXy JeN **~~
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Dear ~~** SeXy JeN **~~,
I don't understand why I'm the one that determines whether you finish your game or not, but I suppose it's because of your lack of grammar. Apparently you might have not gotten the clues to finish the game due to not being able to read properly. On a side note, I do like the way you dazzled your name. Perhaps it would be wrong of me to ask to use that from time to time?
~~*Zelda*~~
Dear Zelda,
Why the fuck must they keep making fucking shitty Zelda games? You need to die already.
Brandon
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Dear Brandon,
Why such hostility? I think they keep making Zelda games because of the popularity of them. I mean who doesn't like the legend of Zelda? I'm in it! *beams* I think that eventually when people stop buying the games, you'll get your wish.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Why don't you have better personal security and bodyguards instead of relying on a boy and his companion fairy?
Glitter Dust
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Dear Glitter Dust,
I would mostly say that it's a brilliant ploy to getting me captured again and again like I've answered in a question earlier. It's to keep the legend of Zelda games going. However I am writing a script for a new game. Where I'm in a secret agency. Where I can do cool stuff like raid houses and steal secret documents.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Why won't you die already?! And start a new series with your sexier little sister or adopted cousin or something?
Ganondorf
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Dear "Ganondorf",
Another sick and twisted joke to make my blood pressure rise. Why does everyone want me dead? Maybe that should be my question to you! I mean honestly, what did I ever do to you?! *coughs* Anyway...I won't die as long as people buy my ever popular game. And I don't think I have a little sister or adopted sister..at least to my knowledge. Even if I did, surely they wouldn't be sexier than me.
...I'm not Sexy?
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Why don't you ever return my calls?
-Tuf
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Dear Tuf,
So it's YOU that calls my castle at odd hours of the morning! I swear by Din if you call me at home ONE more time I'm calling the authorities on you! It's sick freaks like you that make me almost wanna get more security like my friend Glitter Dust suggests!
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Have you ever considered that you look a lot like an elf?
Drizzt
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Dear Drizzt,
Yes I have considered that I look a lot like an elf. I suppose the ears is what really gives me that appearance. And if you think you're the first or last one to ask me that question, you're sadly mistaken.
Zelda
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