Lies! Lies! All you say is lies! You fools don't know it, but the aliens have already landed, and are invading Antarctica at this moment! Somebody has to save the penguins! But you don't believe me do you? You think I'm just an insane crackpot from the middle of nowhere, don't you? Then I won't let you use my bomb shelter for when the aliens come! They'll all come, and abduct everyone to be their slaves and build a giant upside-down pyramid on their home planet, or create unholy crossbreeds with us and the taco bell Chihuahuas! That's right, there was more than one! In fact, there are no less than 9999999 taco bell Chihuahuas living on the alien world of Zikerlix! They're collaborating to conquer earth, and use it's maglines to tap into the power of mazax force, and use our energy, and their own planet's energy combined together to take over more worlds, until the planar existence of our universe is ripped open so they can attack another universe with the combined mazax energies of every star, planet, and life form in our universe. That's where the giant upside-down pyramid comes in. They channel all of our energies into the Yaquo (The name of the pyramid. It's alien language for "life ender") and compress it into a grain of sand. They'll then offer the energy in a peace offering with the other universe, but it's really a trap that will suck the souls out of the whole other universe! Without souls, the people will all be mindless slaves the aliens can use to build more Yaquos across the universes, and take over every universe in the omniverse!

You don't believe me? Fine. Maybe I am a crackpot!

Have you ever had fish liver? I like it. It's supposed to make you immune to the power of the Yaqou!

Well Nobody, I see you have come across another site that amused me. Do you remember me? Or has the porn killed too many of your brain cells. Tell me, do you plan to get yourself band from this site too?

Zelda, the thing Nobody is implying is that your having sex. Hes a pervert that was at Marth's site, and I advise you to stall getting an Oekaki Board unless you want crappy porn or little boxes spamed all over it. Anyway, at the Marth Oekaki he did a womans' chest that I thought was a leg with eyes at first, and I suspect he was the one copying everyone. After that he came to the Zelda Board and just to piss the shit out of everyone spamed it for a couple hours until he was kicked off. Although the owner was a bitch, so I wouldn't count that angst him. I'm just telling you this as a warning to what he can, and will, do.

So now he has come here. I don't know if he has changed from the last time I saw him, but from the looks of things he has not. God forbid he finds my site...

I would not jump to conclusions about him though. This message is just a warning, and I'm sure if you watch him carefully he won't do anything too nasty......

My name is Cow, Mad Cow.

How did you like THAT knock out that I showed you the other day?! Ha! You think you got a lot of guts to take me on at level 9, you got another thing coming! Before you could even blink, I had copied your powers and sent them flying back to you! To shame to call yourself a ruler of a country if you can't take -ME- BUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Do you want 2 go 2 another slumber party? It's at my house. Be sure to bring disposable cloths. I might have a big cake AND A DONKEY! Bring pillows 2. I like how we can go on the roof of my house. It's supposed to be a cloudless night 2. Do you like punch? I'm making some right now. punch tastes awesome!

Do you expect me to bow down to you? You've never beat Link, not even once! And I know you couldn't either, because you basically brought it upon yourself. How could you let yourself be defeated by a kid with a fairy, and a sword, when you could've burned the forest to dust. I think you must have a soft side you don't like to show; a side that shows mercy. If somebody walked up to you and told you "Eat this kitten!" I'm sure you wouldn't because your only human, and would likely let it grow up to a full grown cat, and then eat it.

I didn't need that kind of villain. I want one that shows mercy only to hear his victims scream longer. You just weren't up to par. You still make a great villain, though.

would you eat a cream puff dangling from a string while your hands were tied behind your back?

My name is Donut man, I devour them like fish in a barrel. I could lend you a shotgun to shoot fish in a barrel, but that ugly fish lady from the game would use it as an excuse to massacre your people.

Donut man! Donut man! Friendly neighborhood Donut man! Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got Cream filling in his blood! Look out! Here comes the donut man!

If fwatt you are zhaying is correct, you were bribed to looze?

OMG Zelda..I was thinking! You..and Me. And a bottle of wine. And we can meet at the edge of lake hlylaia and do a little smoochie mschooshie and stuff. Sounds GREAT! Meet you at seven. *winkz*

Me am happy! Really really lucky happy! Red camel come to spit on walrus! Walrus am getting mad and send red bull wing on red camel! Bull go in china shop... Great misfortune... You am knowing shamu? He big, and slimy, and am wet, and am and am whale.

I've got a really stupid question for you. How much woodpecker chuck if the pecker was a checkerboard square?

Its so cool to see Link go from a black haired, chunky, hobbit looking guy, to a brown haired, chunky, even more hobbit looking guy, to a blonde haired, skinny, Chibi, and now, a sexy, riped, blonde haired MAN. So cool. :)

Link, heres what I'm going to do for you. Since Marths with Zelda and all, I shall clone Kcco, age her up a few years, then give her to you. Then Zelda and Marth will be happy together and you and Kcco The Second will be happy together and everyone will be happy together. ^___________^ So, how bout it? Wouldn't you like a nice brown haired, green eyed Kcco, Link? Well, either way your getting one. ^_^

Happy Fourth of July! I got to blow up little sticks of dynamite, and launch off really big bottle rockets! Did you get to blow up any fireworks? Tell me what kind. I also got to see the movie "Independence Day" It was all right, but it wasn't as good as some of the other Sci-fi movies I've seen.