Me am knowing booze baron! The case of booze baron solved because me am knowing who am and booze baron is... Lumpy cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lumpy cat am solding can am rum to Lunk man! Am is you listen to Jet? Loud jet plane or music super calligraphy Jet? Me am musting to go to bathroom now. Lumpy cat say bye. Am having good day?

Pleas for help from other lands are none of your business. If I decide to rule a country with an iron fist, and commit myself to our imminent world dominance I can. The Imperial Republic of the Cross takes pride in the tortured oppressed citizens that it has. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM LEAVE OUR LAND. Our vast military will deal with your powerless kingdom the same way we suppress the souls of our citizens. Report to me any and all fugitives you may be harboring, or that you know are being harbored by someone else. By turning in fugitives, you will be handsomely rewarded with a sum of money, and a medium sized tract of land. Any and ll of your people are free to join us, but once you check into that immigration office, you can still check out -- you just can't ever leave.

On the next note I am giving you an ultimatum. Hand over Fifty slaves by the date ~/k/45g. If you don't surrender that amount of manpower, then we'll be forced to terminate your regime.

Species? Yes, what species are you? Now open up that mouth and say "Skizzikarz!" How many mouths do you have? Feet? Hands (If any)? What about eyes? Method of communication? Spectrum of existence you live in? How many children? How many mates? Times mated? Possible times to breed? Breeding with other species possible? Are you bioluminescent? How many heads? Ownership of other species? Carnivorous, Herbivorous or Omnivorous? Use of weapons discovered yet? Fire discovered? Agriculture prevalent? Literacy rate? Saltpeter and black powder? Use of steam power employed? Electronics? Computers? Space travel? Walking on other celestial objects (Moons, planets, stars if able)? Fission? Artificial intelligence? Cell regeneration? Cloning? Splicing? Organ transplantation? Immortality (Trust me, I know how)? Cryogenics? Soul crushing discovered yet? Reanimation? Artificial stars? Artificial existence (It's there but it isn't)? Miniaturization of universes? Imperialist or Peaceful? Number of Planets or if too many, stars occupied? Approximate population? Cannibalism? Number of civil wars? Prevalent religion? Average size? How many Genders? Internal mineral growth (Bones or bone-like structures)? Method of reproduction? Ceremonial burial? Polytheism or Monotheism? Atheism? God(s) worshiped? Short description of them (it)? Who is your governor (If any)?

That is all.

Its sa me! Mario! I was listening to Luigi complaining about how I tossed my hat in with the whites and now they're all pink...What's wrong with pink? I think that it's a very attractive color. Anyways, as much as I've had to save him and Peach it's no wonder I threw my hat in. Oh!!!! I remember now! Peach wanted me to invite you to the castle for a party. She wants to increase inter-nation friendliness or something like that? Everyone from Hyrule is welcome to attend. I'll be providing security incase that big A$$ dinosaur Bowser appears. Tell Link he can come to and help me out incase of Ganondorf showing up...It's sa me and I'ma gone. `-waves-`

Its...sooo....CCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!*Cries* The new Legend of Zelda game that is. LOOK AT THE SCREEN SHOTS! LOOK AT THEM!

And Look at the very last question on this page:

LINK, YOU MIGHT HAVE A VOICE IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!*Fangirl scream*

THE TRAILER!!!! LOOK AT THE TRAILER!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT SO CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! *Dies*

I have chosen you to be my bride, and give birth to my children for you are the only beutiful girl with any intelligence in Hyrule. Will you marry me? You can reach me at reallyhandsomegods.net.org!

Seriously Princess. We so need to hang out at Lake Hylia sometime and catch up on old times. It's been so long since we've actually talked like..by ourselves? I've been so stressed lately with all these calls to weird lands. If Mao calls on me -one- more time, I think I'll scream. The creatures that harbor his land are just, too much for me to handle. I mean damn, I thought Ganondorf was bad. I had a chance to take a look at the Goron highway. It looks pretty sweet considering it's on the mountain side. Why they feel they need a highway is beyond me, but it looks gorgeous nonetheless. I congratulate you on the work spent on it.

You don't think Ruto will mind if we did a little fishing at Lake Hylia do you? I mean I know she gets mad at me at times. But with you being a key ruler and all alongside Zora's Domain, I don't exactly know how she'd take it with you. She's come to expect it from me.

You said that we probably don't have a criminal mastermind. You're wrong, I am the criminal mastermind. I Killed the three heroes of my land many years ago, now you have @ days to surrender or face defeat. Pay up, or face the consequences. Do you want your mommy yet?

I don't own this song. It belongs to MC Pee Pants. Now I need your blood sugar.

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. So I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!
I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To use a giant drill bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue!
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue!

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