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Dear Zelda,
Did you know that if you rub my dogs tummy after he eats he gets really bad gas?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
An interesting tidbit of information Acco. I'll make sure not to get too friendly with your dog if I ever was to visit. At least if I know he's been feeding himself.
Zelda
Dear Sarah,
I made a site for you Sarah. Mostly it's a dedication to how great of a person you are! I've done some research and found out all your favorite type things. I admit, I'm no webmaster...but at least I tired! Zelda, Marth, Roy, and Ganondorf have all pitched in a little effort and ideas on how to make the site better. I really hope you enjoy it!
Link
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[Webmistress note: I can't begin to thank you enough for the page. I love it to death!! I mean...the skills are just...outstanding. I don't even know where to begin on the dolphins too...It's wondrous. Thank you so much guys.
-Sarah]
Dear Roy,
Well, now that the cats out of the bag....Do I still get my sugar?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
P.S. I'm sorry to say I couldn't find anything to blackmail you with, Sarah. You got lucky this time punk!
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Dear Acco,
No! You don't get your sugar! You evil being! Plotting against me! Dare you try to let the world know!!! As for Marth...I'll find a way to get him back...
[Webmistress note: I hear that he likes to sleep in a night gown instead of pajamas...but..you didn't hear that from me. *darting glance*]
This is getting out of hand...Before -my- secrets are given away...I'm ending this email!
But?!
Zelda and Roy
Dear Zelda,
I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Where the HELL did you keep that harp when you were Sheik?? I mean, you just reached behind your back, and it would appear or disappear. Did you jam it into your buttcrack or something?
Sincerely Krillin's Nose
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Dear Krillin's Nose,
Quite the clever question. I'm sure many fans have wondered just exactly where I kept such a large thing. I never understood why I'd have to use a harp in the first place. But the writers at Nintendo told me that I had to start learning. I would tell them "Why even have me play the harp?! That's girly! I'm SUPPOSED to be a guy!" But anyway...Yes I did pull it from behind me. Mostly because it was a fold out deal. I don't know if you've ever seen 'em before. I had it specially made for me. The outer bars of the harp simply fold out and pop in place. It makes for quick music playing when I'm bored. I had to carry the sucker with me everywhere. I only had 2 weeks to learn the blasted thing. But yes..it snaps into place. And with a quick tuning, it's ready to play! It's a wave of the future, if you ask me. As for where I keep it...though my bum does look quite firm and toned in that outfit and would be VERY capable of such a feat...I keep it under the folds along my back...(thank Din for that. It would become very uncomfortable after those long hours waiting for Link to show up in front of a temple).
Zelda
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