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Dear Zelda,
When you were captured in Ocarina of time, you had your clothes with you. You had just changed from Shiek *flips his hair* So why didn't you then?
Marth
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Dear Marth,
You're right, I could have changed then. I guess it must have been the act of surprise and suddenly being in a crystal that hindered my transformation to Shiek. That and Link was standing right in front of me. If you think I'm willing to change in front of spandex boy, you're dead wrong.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
What do you think love is?
Justin
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Dear Justin,
What is love...well love is defined as: "A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness." You're very vague on which love you're wishing to ask about. There's the love for a friend, the love for a family member...There's a love in everything really. You can even love to hate. What I personally think love is...hmm. I think love is a desire and feeling of closeness to the thing that is to be desired. I hope this answers your question.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Can I tap it? Can you give me powers like Ganon?!
Gregory
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Dear Gregory,
Yet again this isn't a dating service. So no you cannot "tap it" I guess I must learn to grow eyes on the back of my skull from you people. I thought the webmistress was screening these!!! Anyway, though I have the powers to use din's fire, etc...I do not hold the powers to give anyone powers. If I was able to, I'd give you as much as is obtainable to a bucket of water.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Who let the dogs out?
Manic
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Dear Manic,
I wish the people reading and writing here would really utilize the "Ask Zelda" feature of this site. But alas you all TOY with me! I mean what kind of question is "Who let the dogs out?" I don't even know what you MEAN by that! *runs off crying*
I think it used to be a popular song. I still say that Ganondorf is behind the evil plot of releasing the canines into the world to bite people though.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Which Link do you find most attractive? Kid Link, Adult Link, Deku Link, Zora Link, Goron Link, or Oni Link?
Kamui
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Dear Kamui,
Without a shadow of a doubt, I'd have to go with Oni Link. I have this thing for dark mysterious men. And that form of him takes the cake. Plus he has an awesome looking sword in that form! Besides, I'm not a pedophile, and I'm certainly not into shrubbery. Do I really wanna get smashed by his Goron form? I highly doubt that. Nor would I be seen holding hands with a fish.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
You know Nintendo made a real replica of the Zoran Guitar? Its pretty tight.
Link2004
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Dear Link2004,
No I didn't know that. Perhaps later on you can show me the link...so I can post it here for others to see. I know I've seen people attempt to make my precious ocarina of time like here. I was contemplating sending them an angry letter for not giving me some of the share of the profit.
You didn't make the ocarina of time either.
Of course I didn't! But it's my symbol damnit! Would you like it if people ran around making your Master Sword?
I wouldn't mind it. Just more reasons to remember meeee!
-_-
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Which is your favorite instrument? Deku's Pipe, Goran's Drums, Zoran's Guitar, Ocarina of Time, or Farie's Harp?
Kamui
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Dear Kamui,
Finally! We're getting down to some real questions! But alas the answer is just as obvious as the fishy smell on Zoras. My ocarina of time has been the symbol of who I am ever since the game Ocarina of time has come out. Although I do love the beat of the Goron drums and the tune of the pipes by the Deku's. I'd have to say the Farie's Harp comes at a close second. Just because I love the melodius strum of harps. The Zora's guitar is a fine instrument, if someone with half a brain actually could play it. So when I find a decent guitarist, I'll see what my opinions of those become.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
What's your last name?
Vickay
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Dear Vickay,
This question has probably plagued gamers ever since the legend of Zelda games even came out. And yes I've been rather discrete with my last name. Though most men at the pub in the market place only say "I can help you change it" After offering a suggestive wink and nod. Ugh..men..Anyway, my actual last name is Hyrule. My father's full name is Maximus Dedius Hyrule therefore giving my last name the same as well.
Zelda Hyrule
Dear Zelda,
Why did you ever have to have a game named after you when Link is the one who's the MAIN CHARACTER!
SS4Evil_GirlPan
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Dear SS4Evil_GirlPan,
The game was named after me not only because I'm extremely attractive, but very cunning. Actually the real reason that the game designers named the game after me was because It's...saving me. It's the legends that involve me. It's -my- legend! Mine mine mine!
I hate how people thought that -my- name was Zelda since that was what the game's name was...*sighs*
I believe they used your name kindof in Link to the past. A logical pun.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Ever think of ear reduction surgery?
NRKZer0
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Dear NRKZer0,
Are you trying to say that my ears are too big? I've seen some big ears in my day..and mine are the milder form trust me. If you want to see big ears, I'd take a look at Link's ears. He looks like dumbo.
I resent that! Talking about big things...Ganondorf has a big nose! BUAHAHAHA!
Link you're embarassing me here. I totally thought you were going somewhere else with that big thing. *coughs* Anyway, my ears aren't big so no I haven't been considering ear reduction surgery. I wouldn't trust that laboratory scientist under the knife anyway. He's our only doctor. Such shaky hands...
Zelda and Link
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