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Dear Zelda,

Fox made me write this...Look, I'm sorry I took your damn sandwich. I was hungry. And Captain Falcon took my cheeseburger. That bastard, I hate that ignorant prick...he hits on me sometimes too. O_O.

And Roy, I'm sorry about the time I backhand slapped you with that fish. It was meant to be funny.

And Link, I'm sorry about all the times I called you 'Fairy Boy'.

Marth; you're still a faggot. I hate you, Tiara Boy. Go to hell.

Falco Lombardi

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Dear Falco,

Captain Falcon pretty much is a prick. That and I think he swings both ways. *shudders* I've seen him steal stuff from me...and they're not just sandwiches. I think I caught him in my panty drawer once!!! *screams* I wanna beat the crap out of him right now on stage.

I guess it's alright to call me that. Everyone else does. *sigh*

*gasp* Well! I Never!

Poor Marth.

Zelda
Marth
and Link

Dear Zelda,


Love is in the air


Romance.


Or just going for a swim with some friends

Gameboy

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Dear Gameboy,

Awww...that's incredibly sweet.

HE gets an AWWW???? Sweet ass! Zelda and Malon are holding hands!!!

...

Zelda
and Link

Dear Zelda,

Whenever I close my eyes I see mushrooms...

Love,
Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

Whenever I close my eyes...I see Hylian Shields...

Zelda

Dear everyone,

……………………………………………………………………………………….I like eggs……………a lot………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………do you
watch porn………………Do you guys have an im address………………Roy’s a pervert………………………I’m dreaming
of link having sex with Zelda Nintendo boy is my friend………can Acco say hi to me can you
tell her I said hi……………… does ganon sleep with a teddy bear or is that roy………..does roy ever love a girl or is he gay……..MARTH RULES!!!!!! But does he like eggs what kind…………….Zelda dreams of this

Malon’s jealous like this


…………………BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssss…..Bye

Gameboy

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Dear Gameboy,

I guess eggs are alright. I like scrambled eggs occasionally. Maybe sunny side up on some other occasions. But yes. Roy -is- a pervert. The guy was caught watching my bedroom window one night. I wanted to slug him. *sighs* Link had to finally chase him off with a broom. Roy -is- the one that sleeps with the teddy bears and the toe pj's. And judging from him watching me...he's not gay. That or he's getting black mail. Marth does rule. He's my buddy *smiles* I don't even know if he likes eggs.

I like...ostrich eggs. The bigger the better I say.

Yeah..that's what you say about other things too eh?

[Webmistress note: Roy has been suspended from answering emails for the next five days.]

Not again o_o...

Zelda
Marth
Suspended Roy
and Link

Dear Zelda and Co.,

Zelda: In case you've already forgotten me, this is Mewtwo. You know, I gave you my sandwich when Falco took yours, the anal little bastard. Well, anyway, I've written this letter (mind-controlling a pen, really.) to check up on you, see how that idiot Link is doing. Has his brain started working yet? I doubt it.

Gannondorf: Long time no see. How is it? Has Link bothered you lately? You know, I spoke with Bowser on the telephone not too long ago. Remember the time we hung Roy by his boxer shorts off the flagpole? Oh, that was such a good laugh. Meet me at TGI-Fridays. We're gonna pig out on Motzerella Sticks. I love me some cheese!!! ....*ahem* Excuse me. I get carried away still when cheese comes up.

Link: You are a moron. And Fox says you still owe him $50. That reminds me, you also owe ME a Yoga mat. And a lava lamp. And the 'Matrix' DVD set, since you ruined all my Matrix DVDs when I lent them to you. You are NOT Neo, and you never will be.

Roy: You make me laugh, do you know that? *laughter* Oh, I miss humiliating you, especially in front of Samus.

Marth: Encased is a special tiara I found you might like. If Zelda wants one like it, I'll be happy to find her one. And...excuse me for asking, but I've heard some rumors...Are you REALLY gay? You? Oh come on, a guy like you can't possibly be GAY...

That's all for my letter, I guess. Oh, and Jigglypuff is marrying Kirby. I'm so happy....yet sickened at the same time.

Mewtwo

P.S.: Send me something that can kill Pikachu. The little bastard needs to DIE.

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Dear Mewtwo,

I really thank you for the sandwich and such. Falco has already apoligized to me for what he did. And it was only cause Captain Falcon took his cheeseburger away from him. The limey bastard. I'll get him back on stage sometime soon. You know...one of those fight to the death type things. Maybe a sudden death. That way I can really pound him into the sky. With his tight pants wearing self.

I absolutely loved the tiara. I can't thank you enough for the gift. It's so pretty...what with it's diamond sets...and gold trimming. It's absolutely FABULOUS!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That happened to YOU Roy?! I heard about that. And I cracked up laughing. I mean I was literally on the floor in tears about to wet myself. Zelda did tell me that she liked the tiara that Marth was wearing. She's flat out jealous and such. Always wanting to be the better girl around here. Marth just keeps showing her up I guess.

Marth NOT being gay? HAH! That's a laugh. The guy is such a flamer, I swear. But anyway...of course he's showing up Zelda. I mean what female could show up HIM?! *laughs more* Anyway...Oh and that Roy episode was hilarious. I still have the picture on my dresser from when we did that. The look on Roy's face was just priceless.

I got just the thing to kill Pikachu. Mr. Game and Watch left me one of his bombs that didn't quite get a chance to explode in my face. Cause luckily I had a glass of water at reach. So yeah, I'll send that right over to you. Pikachu REALLY needs to go.

Zelda
Marth
Ganondorf
and Link

Dear Zelda,

*Helps Link Bother Zelda* Hey, this is fun! BOTHER!!! ^_^ BOTHER! Come on Marth, you GOT to try this! BOTHER!

Love,
Acco(The Bothering Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

Stop bothering meeeee!! Nooooooo!!!

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!!

I'll laugh when she decks you in the skull, Link.

Zelda
Marth
and Link

Dear Zelda,

Do you love the fishes? And do you think their so delicious?
Link- *hug*
Marth- *hug*
Roy- *hug*
Gannondorf- .....no

Brenda

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Dear Brenda,

Gonna go fishin'.

ROY GETS NO HUGS!! HAHAHAHAHA HE'S BANNED!!

I get a hug! *hugs in return*

Zelda
Marth
and Link

Dear Link,

How am Lunk man gettinimgingining cruddying off of love off of am elbows or super happying lucky powerfuls armings? Pototoe am squishinged by am my am foot of dark powers. Pototoe then am exploding ing in ing in ovening. I be cooking ups pumpkin, amd smotheredingimg im marshmallowing goo of masterful happyness. It am blowing in for many chunking chunky bits am orange.

Mao

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Dear Mao,

Pleasure to speak to you again, Mao. So you're cooking now? I think you should attempt to go on that show Iron Chef. That show is FASCINATING. I mean how fast they cook all that stuff. Done in an hour? Hell..I'd be done in DAYS.

Zelda

Dear Zelda and Roy,

Zelda--I want to say I'm sorry about the pranks. I never meant to upset you. I was just having fun with you...As an apology, I sent you an enclosed picture of Link and Young Link asleep on the couch I thought you'd like. It's cute, huh?

Roy-- You sexy little bastard, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME ANYMORE?!

Sincerly: Samus Aran.

P.S: Don't show Link that picture. He'll kill me.

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Dear Samus,

What's up with all of my fellow melee enemies apologizing to me? I mean what happened? Did Link threaten you all or something? Regardless, I guess I can settle the differences between us. I did look at the picture, and it was quite darling. I mean what with the way Link is drooling and stuff. Apparently his younger self is not much different. I also apologize that Roy can't talk for a while. He's been suspended yet again and such. He'll be back in a few days.

Zelda

Dear Homie,

Zeldizza! Hook me up with yo treasure, so we can get blinged up, and paint the ghetto gold, baybe!

Homeboy Joe

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Dear Homeboy Joe,

Yo, that would be the shizzle. But unfortunately, I got a date with Lizzink. Me and him are going on a night on the town fo' sho' and we're gonna get krunk and such. Sorry, man.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

I'm going to phase out in a minute or two, but I need to know how to preserve artificial existence.

Yargsburg

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Dear Yargsburg,

I have absolutely no idea how to help you. I guess you can zap yourself into a plant or something temporarily. Then whenever some unsuspecting creature comes along, you can zap into him. And then well...you can climb the food chain after that. Wait..no. STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

I'm going to be writing my very own soap opera, drenched in sex and violence, especially violence. I'll have a twenty one part pilot, and just to be cool, I'll write the episode numbers in Roman Numerals.It'll also be on at a time when everyone can watch it, 7:00 PM! Everyone's home from shcool and work to become couch potatoes hooked on my violent stories of melodrama! The world will get fat, and out of shape, so I can market my exercise equipment and diet pills that really kill you if you use them while poisoned with salmonella. My treadmill will pull the bones right out of your skin! Now I'm willing to keep hyrule off the map from my schemes for a nominal fee. Now I'm off to sell my scripts.

Tiamat, Lord of the wastes, King of darkness, Master of evil, Hound of the Resurrection, Slayer of the innocent, Devourer of Souls, Overlord of the Undead, Destroyer of Empires, Nightmare to all, Demon of Chaos, Supreme Rock Master, Bringer of Misery, Plague of Fear, Butcher of Hylians, Murderer of Hippies, Avatar of Fury, Walking Desecration, Embodiment of Desolation, Impaler of Peasants, Drinker of Innocent Blood, Pandora's Box, Pirate of Perversity, President of Inequity, Vicious Dog of Doom, Prince of Despair, The Malicious Murderer, Archduke of Disaster, Creator of Malevolence, Phantom of Debauchery, Tyrant of Depravity, Ghoul of Horror, Fiend of Dread, Bane of the Living, Executor of The Angelic, Defacer of The Saintly, Chief of Obscenity, Director of Contamination, Terror of The Night, Amplifier of Catastrophe, Kaiser of Calamity, Assassinator of The Pure, Emperor of Hatred, Conveyor of Indecency, Beast of Annihilation, Ripper of Ruin, Gold Card Member of The Meter Room, Awakener of Wickedness, Hellspawn of Hades, Committer of Crime, Twister of many Skulls, Dictator of Death, Chairman of Notoriousity, Locust of Famine, Mantis of the Apocalypse, Fang of the Poison Tooth, The Forever Decapitator, Master of the Disembowelment Arts, Pyromaniac of Persecution, Headmaster of Oppression, Deceptor of Dawn, Necromancer of the Putrid, Ultimus of The Graveborn, Eater of the dead, Scion of Pestilence, Wraith of Havoc, Evil Eye of Agony, Praetor of The Pit, The Shrieking Shriveler, Archon of Agony, Evincar of Foulness, Lich of Mutilation, Crusader of Treachery, Apparition of Injustice, Painbringer of Purgery, Keeper of The Void, Sadist of Lobotomy, Ranger of Misfortune, Overseer of The Tainted, Titan of Extinction, Beacon of Incineration, Firebeast of the Inferno, Muse of the Wicked, Penumbra of Betrayal, Juggernaut of Pain, Hydra of Dominance, Force of Indulgence, Stronghold of the Relentless, Legacy of Pandemonium, Shaver of Yaks, Vandalizing Drone, Lost but Seeking, Crusader for Injustice, Despiser of Law, Renewer of Abhorrence, Exploiter of Exploitation, Negator of Faith, Shaman of Ill-will, Fist of Destitution, Harasser of all he Surveys, Poker of Bunnies, Defiler of Flowerbeds, Defecator into Mailboxes, Urinator into Lemonade, Tipper of Cows, Mass suicide Leader of Lemmings, Stabber of Hearts, Gift giver of Trix to the Trix Bunny, Thief of Tiger stripes (Mainly Tony's), Biper of Human Intestine, Breathstealer of Embezzlement, Sultan of Serpents, Baron of Befoulment, Monarch of Gloom, Slicer into stomachs, Commander of Sloth, Wind Beast of Uncouthness, Chimera of Avarice, Demonic Dragon of Melodrama

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Dear Tiamat,

That name is getting ridiculous. You do realize that right? Anywho...diet pills? Soap Operas? Thousands of people have come along Hyrule and tried that. But normally I've set my archers to stun. So they don't really get near the castle with their sales and such. Though I can't say so much for the Kokiri. I've noticed that Saria's starting to have a double chin. The poor lass. Ah well..I guess if you sell anything shiney, kids are sure to buy 'em.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

What is your favorite type of pie?

Master Boris

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Dear Boris,

Pumpkin all the way, yo. But with lots of whipped cream!!! *drools*

And you don't like the DEKU pie I made you?! I worked so hard on it!

Oh it was alright, don't get me wrong. But you can -never- go wrong with pumpkin. *drools further*

Zelda
and Link

Dear Zelda,

Who do you think is your best friend?

Prince

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Dear Prince,

My best friend has always been Princess Ruto. Well, mostly cause we grew up together. I know...everyone expects it be Link and such. But be real, folks. The guy isn't royalty. He doesn't go to the same schools and such. I mean me and Ruto were practically sisters for the longest time. We've gone to the all girls school of Hyrule, we spent countless evenings playing tea party and such. But yeah...without a doubt, it's Ruto.

I think someone is cheating on their quiz. *accuses*

Zelda
and Marth

Dear Hyrule,

How did Zelda and her family become the ruling family in your country?

Fragerson

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Dear Fragerson,

Since I am the man of the country and such...I shall have to say that I speak for Hyrule when it comes to answering questions. Her family has been ruling this land for generations, and since then...it's been called Hyrule and whatnot. I figured it was a catchy name. I mean, what with it being the King's last name and all. If I had -my- way...it would be called Linkville. I think that's even more catchy. But hey..no one listens to me. Regardless, it started with a giant war. A war for the Triforce of course. Ever since the Goddesses dropped that thing on this planet, we've been going to war. Everyone's so greedy. I guess they're gonna have to go through THREE of us now! That could get gruesome. I wonder what would happen if they killed one of us. I mean if someone was evil enough to kill Ganondorf...that's gonna be a big challenge for me. Ganondorf is ENOUGH lemme tell you. Besides, yeah..the war. Zelda's grandfather Hyrule decided to make peace in the country and seal the Triforce away into a sacred world. The people praised him for it...and therefore made him King. Later on, the land was organized...grouped together. And was then named Hyrule. So there's a bit of History for you. Brought to you by the man of History himself. *beams*

Link

Dear Link,

Do you remember the time you, me and Mario took Captain Falcon's tights and cut holes in them, then painted his ship pink? He's still pissed at me for that. *laughter*

And you still owe me $50.

Fox McCloud

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Dear Fox McCloud,

I think the paint is still stuck on his ship and such for that. Oh the memories. Yes I KNOW I owe you! The minute the Princess decides to pay me and such...I'll get it right to you!!

Link

Hey zelda,

are you a elephant? I know you probably aren't because I play your games all the time. I'm only asing because look at your ears in this attached photo. You really should have a game where they at least let you have a mini game or something! I think That you are disrespected by game designers because they don't think you shoul be played as in YOUR games. I know that your in malee but that doesn't count! Good luck getting a role in the next game that comes out.

Link, your awesome! I personally think that the game should be celled the legend of Link. By the way hook up with Zelda.

ZELDA THIS IS FOR THE WORLD THAT DOESN'T KNOW TO KNOW!
ZELDA'S LAST NAME IS HYRULE!!!!!!!

- gAME DUDE

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Dear Game Dude,

Considering the fact that I gave my name out clearly on the first three pages of my "Ask Zelda" section, YOU ARE TOO LATE! *cackles* But anyway...There actually is a game out there where I'm the hero and such. It's some ghetto gamelon game that makes no sense whatsoever. Me and Impa go on a journey to save my father and Link...hah..as if.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

Why?

Orange Dae

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Dear Orange Dae,

Because.

That's why.

Looks like someone else got rejected for pay too. Tyranical Princess. *hmphs*

Zelda
and Link

Dear Zelda,

Where do you go to sob your pains away, to drown the sorrow that exists in your empty heart?

The Meddler

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Dear Meddler,

I generally sob in the garden. Mostly cause It's a nice place. And it reminds me of old times when I was happy and such. Growing up...with all that...happiness...back when things didn't bother me...and I had...friends...oh my God...I need to go. *runs off sobbing*

Zelda

Zelda,

What on earth did you think you're doing? You almost killed us all!

Love,
Daddy

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Dear Father,

Upmost apologies, Father. I really didn't expect the whole kitchen to explode like that. I guess that's the last time I use any advice from the man at the lake laboratory.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

When were you going to give me that package? I'm sure whatever's inside is spoiled now, but I appreciate your concern.

Sick Garret

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Dear Sick Garret,

I was gonna give it to you last week...but yeah. It did go rotten and I threw it out. I'm glad that you understand.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

FINE THEN!!! I'LL JUST LEAVE! YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE ANYWAY!!! GOD, HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?!? FIRST MARTH, NOW YOU! *Cries*

LoveHate, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

I'm sorry that I haven't been around! I've been busy with 2394792347 things with the webmistress. She's lost her mind I tell you! LOST HER MIND!!!! She's been doing some preparing for some Boyfriend that's coming to see her or something. I promise you, if I knew HTML..this site would be run 239472394 times faster!!! DON'T HATE MEEEEE! *runs off sobbing to the garden again*

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

XD XD, The site that Acco posted is so damn funny! Anyways.... Have you ever watched the Matrix? If The Legend of Zelda was the Matrix, You would be Trinity and Link would be Neo. And you could do all those neat tricks and stuff. Such a pity you both DIE in the end. Hehehehe

Love dearest Malonaria

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Dear Malonaria,

Yeah it was pretty funny. I've seen the Matrix a few times. Didn't like it that much. And I guess it would be the same with myself and Link. Only -I- wouldn't die. I would rule. And I doubt that Link would go blind. He'd probably die...but he won't go blind.

You have so much faith in me.

Zelda
and Link

Dear Zelda,

Who IS Lemony Sniket? I mean he can be anyone!!! Even you!

Love,
Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

I'll let you in on a little secret. *looks left then right* Lemony Sniket...is actually Marth.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

"YOU LIVE IN COLORADO WHEN...."

1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
3. Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
4. You're a meat eating vegetarian.
5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car.
6. You're able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
7. You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
8. You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
9. You design your kid's! Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel P.Js.
11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and construction.
12. You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a team's victory.
13. You can never figure out why your out of town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
14. You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can't get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
15. You know the 'correct' pronunciation of Buena Vista.
16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
17. Your car insurance costs more than your car.
18. You have surge protectors on every outlet.
19. April showers bring May blizzards.
20. 'Timberline' is someplace you have actually been. Many times.
21. You know what a 'Chinook' is.
22. You know what a 'Rocky Mountain oyster' is.
23. You know what a 'fourteener' is. But you don't know what a 'turn signal' is.
26. Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning-rod.
27. You know who Alferd Packer was.
28. You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
30. SPF 90 is not out of the question.
31. People from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.
32. Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn't seem strange.
33. Thunder has set off your car alarm.
34. A full moon has never kept you awake at night.
35. You have an $800 stereo in a $300 truck.
36. A sudden loss of cabin pressure is not a big deal.
37. You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
38. "Where we're going, we don't! Need roads!!"
39. You know where Doc Holliday's grave is.
40. You know where Buffalo Bill's grave is.
41. You know where the real 'South Park' is.
42. You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
43. Driving directions usually include 'Go over ____ Pass...'
44. You've used 'checking for ticks' as an excuse to get someone naked.
45. You've dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka.
46. You've gone skiing in July.
47. You've gone sunbathing in January. They were both in the same year.
48 You've urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could 'run into both oceans'. And most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.
49. You actually understand these jokes and send them to your friends.

Sounds about right...XD

Love,
Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

I sent that to Sarah and she fell over laughing. I have absolutely no idea what any of this means. *blinks*

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

*snorts* Have a look a this: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6550 It may take a while to load. I bet you aint that funky.

Love dearest Malonaria

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Dear Malonaria,

That is absolutely hilarious! I watched it at least twenty times over. Haha look at it dance! weeee!!!

So cute...so easily amused.

Zelda
and Marth

Dear Malon,

I am keeper of the wind scrolls! Do you want me to make you your very own cloud in the shape of your head? It'll cost you 50$! This is a bit of my handiwork...

You like it?

Rorix The Wind Shaman

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Dear Rorix,

Are you saying that my head is the shape of a mountain?

Malon

Dear Zelda,

Here is a list of my top ten favourite characters from Oot.

10: Zelda
9: That complete random guy in the background
8: Anju (Or the chicken lady)
7: The blonde kokiri who talks about 'stalfos'
6: Darunia
5: Link
4: Ruto
3: Epona ^_^
Equal 1: Saria/Malon

(Hint: Unless you figuired it out already 10 = Bad, 1 = Good)

Lovest Dearest Adorablest Malonaria

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Dear Malonaria,

THE RANDOM GUY BEATS ME?!?!

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

Do you want to learn Spanish? It will most certainly assist you in the travels to visit Maximillion, and his wife, the Emperor, and Empress of Mexico.

Perla-Severini

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Dear Perla-Severini,

Yo hablo espanol todos los dias estupido! hehe?! Espanol? No nosotros need el espanol sucio! or..something

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

I love Alan's lollies lot, do do do do, the make my heart go giddyup, do do do do, they are as sweet as candy, do do do do, they are my sugar dandy,do do do do. Woah Woah Woah. I love alan's lollies lots. DO DO DO DO!

Lovest Dearest Adorablest Malonaria *flutters eyelashes*

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Dear Malonaria,

Dear God...this is almost as bad as Malon herself *screams*

Zelda

Dearest Zelda,

Nip and tuck, here and there
to land the prince with the perfect hair,
Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!
To get that prince with a sexy tush!
Lucky day! A bouquet!
You and the prince take a roll in the hay!
You can swoon on the moon
with the prince
to this tune!
Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
Your prince will have rock hard abs!
Cheese soufflee!
Have a nice day!
Have some chicken fricosseu!

Like my song? Hehehehe

Lovest Dearest Adorablest Malonaria

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Dear Malonaria,

Yep...now it is as bad. *nods*

Zelda

:)zelda do you know that link kissed ruto (on the lips to!)

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Dear Person,

On the lips...eh? *eyes Link*

WHAT?!?!

HAHAHA! FISH LIPS FISH LIPS!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

STOP IT!!!

Zelda
Marth
and Fish (HEY!) Lips Link

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