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Dear Zelda,
I have some questions for different people.
Marth: 1. Hi! I really don't know you and I found a picture of you! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/dee_lee/marth.bmp Your sword holder looks really funny. 0.o
Acco: 1. What's Kenshin?
Roy: I don't know you either! Soo... How are you?
Well no more questions! Anyone got questions for me???
Lovest Dearest Adorablest Malonaria
PS: I adore Kingdom Hearts!
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Dear Malonaria,
That picture so rules. I mean they've completely captured the essence of...me. It's so awesome. *flicks hair* Regardless, thank you for finally appreciating my beauty. And yes, that is a unique sheath...but mine none the less.
I guess I'm alright, when people aren't BANNING me from answering questions and such. How are you?
Marth and Roy
Dear Marth,
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
YOUR SOUL!!!!!! *coughs* I mean...nothing?
Marth
Dear Zelda,
I think I'm having an allergic reaction to that Cheesecake I ate earlier. Cause I have my asthma really really bad, and I fell itchy. *Looks in mirror* Oh damn.
DAMN YOU CHEESECAKE!!!
Love, Acco(The itchy Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Cheesecake eh? I have the same reaction to Octorok pie. Boy lemme tell you THAT story...
Really? Tell us Zelda. Heh heh...
I wasn't really gonna tell. It's rather embarassing. *snorts*
Hence why you should tell. *grins*
Zelda and Link
Dear Mr. Gameboy,
Hello. Zelda told me that you said Hi. And I say Hi back. I must ask you one thing though. Why do you cause me pain me with your ZeldaXLinkness? Why don't you get some MarthXZeldaness? Or some MarthXLinkness? Or, best of all, some KenshinXKaoruness?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Just passing along the info. Answer briefly......
And without any pornographic pictures or pasting of "Pussy" over and over again. *sighs*
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Lets see if I have gotten 2 posts in a row yet!? *looks up* Yay! Just so you don't confuse me as Malon, You can now call me Kairi! *loves Kingdom Hearts* Have you ever played kingdom Hearts? Do you even know what it is?
PS: I'm nearly finished my fan art! Guess who its of? If you said Zelda, you are absoulutley...WRONG! It's Malon! Yayyyyy! Next I'll send in a pic of Saria!
Lovest Dearest Malonaria (or Kairi)
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Dear Malonaria
I've never even played the game...assuming it is a game. I'm only into games that star...moi. I mean c'mon now. What's cooler than playing yourself in a video game? And on top of that...using YOURSELF to beat up someone you can't stand?! It's AWESOME!! Nice of you to start on fanart as well. And hey...the more variety of people the better. Though, I can never get tired of seeing people draw the perfection personification that is me.
Zelda
Dear Marth and Roy,
Marth: SURE!!! YOU'LL HUG BRENDA!!! BUT DOES ACCO(The Kenshin obsessed girl) GET A HUG? NO!!!!
Roy: *Cries* I guess its just me and you. Zelda hates me, Link hates me, Marth hates me. Everyone hates me.
Love,(To Roy only) Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Maybe Marth SHOULD give you a hug. Cause...he's the sexy beast. THE sexy beast as you have stated. I've never hated you. In fact...I love "dew". ha ha? Just saw that movie, sorry. Anyway...I hope you don't think I hate you, cause it's not so. Marth I doubt hates you either. But he SHOULD give a hug. *nudges him*
*hugs Acco* yaaay hug??
NO! SHE ONLY LOVES ME! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!! NOOOOO!! MY FAN! MYYYY FANNNNN!!!!!
Zelda Marth and Roy
Dear Zelda,
I know my name's ridiculous. Ridiculously EVIL! Mo haw haw haw haw haw haw hawk!
The Soap opera was a bust because ladies like reality TV now, instead of primal violence or fights over who gets to own the mining rights. Damn, what happened to the good old days? All my friends are dead now that a buttload of new heroes are here. Hokey Pokey sorcerors? Knights with insulated ceramic armor, to reduce the effect of dragon fire? Where do these half asses come from? I ate a couple the other day, and tormented another, but he didn't tell me anything. Stupid heroes.
Tiamat, Lord of the wastes, King of darkness, Master of evil, Hound of the Resurrection, Slayer of the innocent, Devourer of Souls, Overlord of the Undead, Destroyer of Empires, Nightmare to all, Demon of Chaos, Supreme Rock Master, Bringer of Misery, Plague of Fear, Butcher of Hylians, Murderer of Hippies, Avatar of Fury, Walking Desecration, Embodiment of Desolation, Impaler of Peasants, Drinker of Innocent Blood, Pandora's Box, Pirate of Perversity, President of Inequity, Vicious Dog of Doom, Prince of Despair, The Malicious Murderer, Archduke of Disaster, Creator of Malevolence, Phantom of Debauchery, Tyrant of Depravity, Ghoul of Horror, Fiend of Dread, Bane of the Living, Executor of The Angelic, Defacer of The Saintly, Chief of Obscenity, Director of Contamination, Terror of The Night, Amplifier of Catastrophe, Kaiser of Calamity, Assassinator of The Pure, Emperor of Hatred, Conveyor of Indecency, Beast of Annihilation, Ripper of Ruin, Gold Card Member of The Meter Room, Awakener of Wickedness, Hellspawn of Hades, Committer of Crime, Twister of many Skulls, Dictator of Death, Chairman of Notoriousity, Locust of Famine, Mantis of the Apocalypse, Fang of the Poison Tooth, The Forever Decapitator, Master of the Disembowelment Arts, Pyromaniac of Persecution, Headmaster of Oppression, Deceptor of Dawn, Necromancer of the Putrid, Ultimus of The Graveborn, Eater of the dead, Scion of Pestilence, Wraith of Havoc, Evil Eye of Agony, Praetor of The Pit, The Shrieking Shriveler, Archon of Agony, Evincar of Foulness, Lich of Mutilation, Crusader of Treachery, Apparition of Injustice, Painbringer of Purgery, Keeper of The Void, Sadist of Lobotomy, Ranger of Misfortune, Overseer of The Tainted, Titan of Extinction, Beacon of Incineration, Firebeast of the Inferno, Muse of the Wicked, Penumbra of Betrayal, Juggernaut of Pain, Hydra of Dominance, Force of Indulgence, Stronghold of the Relentless, Legacy of Pandemonium, Shaver of Yaks, Vandalizing Drone, Lost but Seeking, Crusader for Injustice, Despiser of Law, Renewer of Abhorrence, Exploiter of Exploitation, Negator of Faith, Shaman of Ill-will, Fist of Destitution, Harasser of all he Surveys, Poker of Bunnies, Defiler of Flowerbeds, Defecator into Mailboxes, Urinator into Lemonade, Tipper of Cows, Mass suicide Leader of Lemmings, Stabber of Hearts, Gift giver of Trix to the Trix Bunny, Thief of Tiger stripes (Mainly Tony's), Biper of Human Intestine, Breathstealer of Embezzlement, Sultan of Serpents, Baron of Befoulment, Monarch of Gloom, Slicer into stomachs, Commander of Sloth, Wind Beast of Uncouthness, Chimera of Avarice, Demonic Dragon of Melodrama, Father of Despisement, Minister of Vice, Rector of the Unsrupolous, Prowler Vileness.
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Dear Tiamat,
I'm sorry that your deviously evil plot didn't work at all, and such. But you can't diss heroes either. I mean, one day you'll be saved by a hero. You just wait. Then you'll feel sorry. YES YOU WILL.
Heroes own! I OWN!!!
Zelda and Link
Dearest Zelda,
....
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AS BAD AS MALON?
But thats good because Malon is much cooler than you *pokes tongue out*
I'll just hang out with Marth then, because your such a meani Zelda.
Lovest Dearest Adorablest Malonaria
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Dear Malonaria,
Everyone hates me now...maybe it's my attitude....*sighs*
BUT I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!! *cries* AND YOU NEVER SEEEEE!!!
I seem to be gaining back Zelda's fans. Mui hai....
Zelda Marth and Link
Dear Zelda,
I'm going to release a swarm of lizards! All diferent kinds! Geckos, crocodiles, gila monsters, komodo dragons, chameleons, all different kinds! I'll use this swarm of lizards to kill the world, and when the world is dead, you'll be all mine, Zelda! All mine!
Sicko Sammy
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Dear Sicko Sammy,
Looks like Link's gonna have fun with that. He absolutely loves reptiles!!!
...
You know that I'm deathly afraid of reptiles...WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
I see cat at market that am saying "I love you" not instead not "Meow!" but lumpy cat get in fight over am peeing on French comics at convention. "I love you" cat go home to haunted house of super bad evil demons! Rich am man send death pillz to all who enter, and me am running away. Me and am and am am Lumpy cat banned from car wash now.
Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao,
So the cat said..."I love you"..? Interesting. Looks like SOMEONE has a crush!! *hugs*
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I'm not that evil am I? All I did was give that pill to the dog a few times.
Orange Dae
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Dear Orange Dae,
Yeah well the pill KILLED THE DOG. So maybe you should...apologize. That was Link's favorite dog. I mean I'm STILL looking for a dog that looks just like it. And I haven't found one yet! He doesn't know quite yet...he thinks that his dog ran away...so...I still...have..time.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I found this in your room when me and Brenda brought Link back after I beat the shit out of him. I think this might be a look into your mind...
I'M A HYPER MAN!!!! But your not a man said billy macfoetklejhg tfehrf dfuer. "BLASMAPHY!!!!" Cried I. "Nay lord! I am merely saying that you are indeed not a man!" rebuttaled Billy macfoetklejhg tfehrf dfuer. "TO THE BARRENS WITH YOU!!!" I ordered. "NAY MY LORD, PLEASE!!! MAY MERCI BE A POND YOUR HEAD THIS NIGHT! PLEASE MY LORD!" pleaded Billy macfoetklejhg tfehrf dfuer. "NAY!!!" Bellowed I. "I SHALL KILL YOU MY SELF AT DAWN!!!"
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl
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Dear Acco,
That's certainly interesting. I don't even know how that...got...there....heh...heh...?
Oh my...
Zelda and Marth
Dear Zelda,
What's with the Alphabet? Is it in that order because of the song?
Gargamel
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Dear Gargamel,
It's in that order not ONLY because of the song, but because of how they name hurricanes! I'm gonna wait till the day that they name the hurricane after ME! HURRICANE ZELDA!!!
And it'll ALMOST be like the real Zelda.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda
Hey it been a while right now I'm waching mad TV I'm so distracted it took me a while HAIFA HAAAAAA HAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA AH HA WOW that was funny. any way I came to say MERRY CHRISTMAS
love Gameboy
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Dear Gameboy,
Merry Christmas to you as well. Mad TV eh? That show is beyond weird. I mean...what with that chick that makes out with herself...with the braces. That's just...messed up.
Zelda
Dear Zelda crew,
Here's a little piture I found for Christmas hope ya like it ................................. ZELDA AND LINK ARE IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (says quickly and runs away)
My props to Louisa Roy for making this.
Sincerely Gameboy
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Dear Gameboy,
WE ARE NOT!!!! *screams*
ARE TOO ARE TOO ARE TOOOOOOO!!! *floats with hearts following Zelda*
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Can you tell those fat bastards Fox and Falco to stop shooting my ass?
Love Slippy
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Dear Slippy,
I thought you guys were on the same team? Maybe they've mistaken you as an enemy cause you're not in the same group of species. You know? Mammal? *shrugs*
Zelda
dear zelda,
why am i even writing to u?!?! u not even real!!! UR SOME SICK DIRTY BITCH FROM A VIDEO GAME !!!! has everyone gone MAD!!!!??? UR AN IMPOSTER!!!......anyhoo ,i just wanted to ask ya .... are ya mad at malon cuz she did link?!?
sole survivor001
p.s my friend (sole survivor002) says she hates u cuz link thinks ur a sexy whore p.s.s my other friend (not a sole survivor) says ' i wanna tie u up, then do ya in the mud, an then u'll b a dirty sexy whore!!! ' dont worry, ill give him ur adress. -__^
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Dear sole survivor001,
Oh dreary me. Looks like someone drunk has emailed me again. Sarah, why did you even send this my way?
[Webmistress note: Sorry. I just found it hilarious. And...well..I wanted to see how you'd react?]
Ah well...Dear whoever. It's horrid of you to say such names that you'll regret once you awake and your hangover gets the best of you. But to amuse you while you're drunk I'll merely smile and nod. Though I thank you for calling me sexy. Cause well, I am. But the whore thing is so wrong. Unless you were wanting to get at Malon instead of me. I mean it's her that always looks up when someone shouts such a name. *shrugs* Regardless, I hope that satisfies your email.
Perhaps you can't understand me. Let me dumb it down.
Pl34s3 st0p 3mailign m3. Ur n0t w3lcum hear n-e-more.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
What does W00T mean?
Why do they call buildings buildings if they've already been built? Why not call the builts?
Illiterate Armadillo
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Dear Illiterate Armadillo,
That question has amazed and caught the curiosity of so many individuals. And I'm now HERE to explain it to you! They call buildings "buildings" because well..builts is such a cruddy word. I mean do you wanna call construction "constructioning"? It just wouldn't sound right. You see someone practically finished with ruining something and they say "Omg they're destroying it" Even though it's clearly been destroyed. It's just the word itself. Builts would be silly. "Let's go to the city and see all the builts, mom!" It just doesn't fit right. As for w00t. Well...like every other trend..this one started in the ghetto. You'd see rap songs with people going "woot woot" Except this is for everyone who is elite with computers. Like 1337 or r0fl or whatever. It's just random gibberish that has decided to infect our world of English. And well...it's already too late to change it. So why not go with the flow?
w00t roxx0rs. Ur so 31337, y0. <3 =D
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Couple things:
1. Do you think Roy might be Bi? Cause when I was hanging out with him, he would hit on girls...And the men too... 2. Did you know that in SSMB on Marths sheath there is a small circle with his head in the middle to show that it is his? 3.(This ones for everyone) What should I get you for Christmas? 4. Should I deck your halls? 5. Would you like some Eggnog?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Looking at some of these questions, I KNOW I've been running behind. Good God. Anyway...I don't think Roy is actually bi. I think he's straight all the way. Cause he's a complete and total homophobe. Though he may be straight..he obviously isn't secure about his own manhood to even joke about being gay. Or bi for that matter. I knew that Marth always had that shield, mostly cause I had it crafted for him. The Gorons were so gracious for the highway on Death Mountain that they decided to offer me a gift and well...I chose that. And Marth absolutely loves it. I mean how full of yourself can you possibly be? Christmas? If only Christmas hadn't already passed. I'd love a brush with my face in it.
And you say that -I'M- full of myself. At least I wouldn't be looking in the mirror at myself..while I brush with a brush that has my face on it. tsk tsk, Zelda.
SILENCE!
I think you should get her a chia pet. Those things RULE.
I have thousands of those around the castle. Mostly cause you buy ME one every year for Christmas and my birthday, Link.
...
YOU ACTUALLY KEEP THEM?! Awwww!! YOU DO LOVE ME!!!
Better lay off the egg nog for right now. Link's already on his own sugar high.
Zelda Marth and Link
Dear Zelda
Zelda's cupid...............wow Link
Zelda and links son............wow again link(forget the text at the bottom. its links son I say ...........-_-, and that's Zelda I think say it is.......um ok.
tell me those are some true pictures.............................MOO COWS
Love Gameboy PS. Haven't you noticed I've been saying love you hate me don't you Zelda T_T
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Dear Gameboy,
Those are some lovely pictures. Though that looks nothing like I would when I get older. I mean look at the hair! I'd never wear my hair like that. That's so....when I was a kid. I mean my mother wore hair like that.
Unless history repeats itself. Those are definitely my folks. I miss 'em so much...And what a strapping young man I look in that cupid costume. Cupid, eat your heart out!
Someone eat my eyes out.
I honestly don't hate you, gameboy. I actually hate your friends. *sighs* I'm about to have the webmistress suspend them.
Zelda Roy and Link
dear Gannon
you buff Great Gannon no offense. Zelda I just found this picture so you know what I mean don't you?
love Gameboy
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Gameboy,
I guess it was only a matter of time before the world would behold how incredibly awesome I really am. Look at that! Better than any artist could even think to draw. No one could capture such beauty, grace, and power.
I bet it was the Triforce of Power that made him look that way. *coughs*
Zelda and Ganondorf
Dear Zelda,
Hey hey hey! You gonna see my movie?
Fat Albert
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Dear Fat Albert,
Considering we don't have movie theatres around here...probably not.
NO MOVIE THEATRES?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Zelda! We need the Triforce!!!
Why...?
MOVIE THEATRES! Duh! C'mon! That would benefit the world!
I'm not about to let you waste a wish on the Triforce over a thing like that, Link.
Zelda and Link
Dear Princess Zelda,
Here's a riddle for you!
I'm slippery, slimy, and you can't tell my head from my ass.
Who am I?
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Dear someone,
I KNOW I KNOW!!! A Zora!!!
Duuuuude. If only Ruto heard that. *falls over laughing*
Good thing she's not around.
Ahh the glory of technology. Gotta love screen shooting. *beams*
Zelda Roy and Link
Dear Zelda,
The dark Templar await you. Why haven't you arrived yet? We've been turning the AC up to keep the cheese from melting. What temperature does cheese melt at, anyway?
Matriarch Naga of The Dark Templar
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Dear Matri...Can I call you Matri?
I would assume that cheese starts to melt at higher than room temperature. Maybe not so much melting all over the place...but it would start at least. Sorry that I haven't been there yet. I've been having problems with transportation. Link accidently left the barns unlocked when he helped Malon one evening with the horses. So now all of the horses have run away and well...there's not much I can do about that.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Hey hey!
Somebodyr
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Dear Somebody(r?),
Hi hi?
Zelda
Dear Link and Zelda,
Do you guys have eyebrows? Blond people usually don't. I mean, they do, but there so light you can't really see them. I do. Mine are Brown. Which is weird because I'm naturally blond. I think I got them from my mom though. See, my dad has blond hair, and my mom has black hair. So, somewhere along the line their DNA's mixed and I ended up with brown eyebrows. Weird, huh?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Of course we have eyebrows. I mean just cause we're blonde doesn't mean we wouldn't...They're just hard to see, mostly. Link has the same problem as you. He has to dye them to make 'em lighter or he looks like Legolas or something. He doesn't wanna be a copycat, mind you.
Legolas is SUCH a copy of ME. I tell you. I mean look at him! The ears, the hair! The EYEBROWS. (though mine are dyed, yes.) But LOOK AT HIM! He even carries around a bow and arrows! The guy is SUCH a copycat!
Zelda and Link
My fave girl character from the legend of zelda series is 1. Zelda 2. Malon 3. Saria 4. Ruto Fish girl!
K Zelda u and Link r ment 2 be i know it my friends agree and my cousins go out with him come on I am your # 1 fan and Link's # fan my fave boy character is Link! U 2 go out get married u will get some fan art mail from me that is mostly u and link together and 1 is u crying on the balcony 4 Link live with it, Marth u suck, Roy u suck Malon u suck (even though I always thought Malon was Zelda's best friend), Ruto u suck fish girl get lost signed Linkfan000001 known as AngelZelda
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Dear Linkfan000001,
That's quite a list you got there. Though I don't know if I should be flattered to be at the top of your list. I don't think you should be so mean to Ruto either. Though she smells like a fish, she has a heart of gold. I mean she IS a fish. What do you expect her to smell like? Roses?
That guy isn't very nice, is he?
Zelda and Malon
Dear Zelda,
Sorry I haven't submitted anything to the fanart section yet. I've been trying to free hand, but all of those drawing suck and if I go back to my old way, they are still being sucky. I don't want to submit sucky pictures because everyone will be disappointed and tell me I suck. So I must find a way to become un-sucky and submit some un-sucky pictures.
OK, to the questions, I read somewhere on IGN that in the new Zelda game, Link is seeking revenge because you got murdered by Ganon. Is that true?
Link: How often do you get a draft up your skirt? X3
Brenda
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Dear Brenda,
If you wanna see sucky pictures...you should look at Link's...I mean c'mon now. If HE can submit something, anyone can. Not to..insult you, Link. I get murdered? I haven't heard anything like that as of yet. But they also haven't called me in for any of my parts in the game either. Link's been gone almost everyday doing that stuff. I figured he'd tell me what was gonna happen, but he was sworn to secrecy. So I'm kinda stuck not knowing.
No harm, no foul. But she is right. I mean my picture is pretty bad, but I put it up there anyway. It's the thought that counts! You don't have to be an extreme artist to submit fanart. And yes, I do get drafts all the time. Why do you think I started wearing tights? It gets cold! Especially when Zora's domain froze over.
Zelda and Link
Sorry Zelda, but this is a question for Link ;P
Dear Link,
I was wondering what it feels like to be the macho guy in every single tale, I mean, you must get really tired of saving every damisel in distress, but it also must be flattering, ain't it?
Also, since you have the pick of any of the girls which one would you choose. (no hard feelings girls!!!).
What are your feelings towards Ruto? I mean she must be some sort of a stalker, you know with the whole Zora Saphire/Engagement Ring thing.
And what about Saria? I mean she has a totally HUGE crush on you!!!
TTYL Anonimous BZ
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Dear Anonimous BZ,
I know it's hard to be me sometimes. You know..so handsome...so wondrous. So TAKEN. That's right girls. My heart is taken now. And I believe it will be. Sure a lot expected this...others didn't want it to happen. Some think it's destiny...others think it's stupid. Regardless! I don't care! I know that I took the Zora Sapphire with the whole word of engagement. But even Ruto herself admitted that we wouldn't work out anyway. Plus you got Saria...she said we weren't ever destined to be in the same world. Though we hang out all the time and play cards in her hallowed out tree. She did have a huge crush on me. But now I think she's got rose-colored lenses for Mido now. As odd as that sounds. As for other females...let's see. You got Impa..who is much too old for my tastes. *shudders* Then you got the Gerudo thief. But we all know how much she gets around. I mean it's not how she dresses, cause all of them dress that way. I just happen to know that she gets around. Plus her and Ganondorf had a thing a long time ago. And who wants sloppy seconds from THAT man? Then you got Malon. Sure she's cute. Sure she's sweet. But she's got eyes for someone else as well. Not only that, but her father is a crackpot. And I'm not looking forward to Thanksgivings with that man at all. I'm afraid my own children will end up like that! So who does that leave? None other than Zelda herself. I know some of you must be thinking "Well..he can't have anyone else, so he chooses her!" That's not the case at all. I mean honestly. If someone had told me the whole story plot to saving her...when I woke up from Navi so long ago. I would have still done it. Mostly cause Zelda is a compassionate person, despite what most of you think. Most think that she's got a bad temper...easy to anger. Of course she is. If you ruled a country that was always getting hi-jacked, wouldn't you be on the edge too? That and you got me as the hero. And I'm not always there all the time. Physically and mentally. She takes a lot of abuse for me...as I do for her. So I guess I've fallen for the Princess, yes. Some of you are all about it...some are like "ewww! noooo!!" But regardless of what you have to say about Zelda, I love her. I honestly love her.
Wow...powerful.
BOO HOO! Looks like Marth has to find a new boyfri-
[Webmistress note: Roy has been suspended from answering questions for the next 10 days. Moment breaker.]
Link Marth and suspended Roy
Hey Zelda there is this guy who i really like but he is a total nerd! But i really like him 4 he is really nice What should i do should i forget him or continue my crush?
P.S. Link ask the fair princess of Hyrule named Zelda out pleased?
From Linkfan0001 and Zeldafan0001 aka AngelZelda
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Dear Linkfan0001,
It's alright if he's a nerd. I mean does it really matter what he is right now...as to what he can be in the future? I mean if you're talking school nerd, that doesn't matter at all. You should take him for all he's worth! I mean look at Bill Gates! That guy used to get shoved in his locker all the time...but he's got so much cash money now. You should so totally follow this guy. He'll be something someday.
I'd ask her out...but she'll just hit me on the head.
Wait...are you saying I'm a nerd?
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Ah. Today! You and Marth fought. In SSBM. You didn't want to fight. But the Master hands like "YOU FIGHT! OR NO FOOD!!!" And you and Marth were like "NO!!!" And Marth was like "I can not hit a lady! It is not honorable!" And I was like "SEXIST PIG!*Glop*" And Marth was like "@_@ Ow! Acco, were did you come from?" And I was like "I donno..." And he was like "...Ok. But you are right! Ok, we shall fight, *Sweet sexy voice* that is if you want to, Zelda?" And you were like "*Sweet Sexy voice* Oh Marth, I would love to have sex with-...er, I mean fight you." And I was like "YES!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!! *Fangirl squee*" And Master hand and mostly everyone else was like ".....@_@....." And Link was like "NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" And then Marth was like. "....." And Master hand was like "...Ok then. BEGIN BATTLE!!" And then you and Marth began to fight. And then Marth grabbed you, and he was like "*Wispier* I would like to have sex with you too...". And I was like "SSSSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Dies of Happiness*" And then you fought some more, but you guys weren't really doing anything cause you didn't want to hurt each other. So, I decided to spice things up a bit and threw and bomb at you, witch hurt you pretty bad, so Marth was like "ZELDA!!!*Runs over and knees down* Zelda! Are you Ok?" And you were like "*Dieing voice* Marth...I love...you." And Marth was like "*Looks of surprise* ...*Shifty eyes* *Hugs you tight* I love you too, Zelda." And I was like "SUPER SSSSSSSQQQQQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!! *Explodes* and everyone was all "*Tear* So sad and romantic" And Link was like "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!*Cries*" And then you were like "Goodbye, love.*Goes slack*" And Marth was like "NNNNNOOOOO!!! Zelda, hang on, please hang on! Don't go, I love you!" And you were like "........." And Marth was like "*Bows head and clenches eyes and fists* ACCO!!!! WHY!?! WHY DID YOU KILL THE GIRL I LOVE!?!?!" And everyones like "*Cries* POOR MARTH AND ZELDA!! Young love, lost. SO SAD!" And I was like "*Cries cause I'm so happy* Shes.*Sniffle*..NOT DEAD!!! I used one of my KO bombs." And you was like "...OW. My head. What happened? ...MARTH!!" And Marth were like "Zelda!" And then you two were like "*Kiss*" And everyone was like "Aaawww! SO CUTE!! <3" And Link was like "*Kills self*" and I was like "......*Tears steaming down face*" And the Kenshin and Kaoru and the rest of the Kenshin-gumi showed up in fancy Kimonos and Kaorus like "WEDDING TIME!!" And I was like "KKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!! KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUU!!!! *Hug* And Kenshin was like "@_@ ORO!" And Kaoru was like "@_@ Can't...Breath..." And everyone else was like "....Should we stop her?" But then I let go, and we were in this field, beautiful it was, and everyone was in Kimonos and there was little wedding arch and then you and Marth got married and had many kids, witch I helped raised along with my kid, and it was so wonderful. You guys lived happy together. I would also like to add that I meet my future husband(Marths Second cosine or something of the like) at the wedding. We married, had a nice little boy named Kenshin(He was a polite, kind, funny, cute, cool, awesome, ect as the original Kenshin) who grew up and married yours and Marths first daughter.
Isn't it lovely?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Quite the exciting moment you had there. Oh my about Marth. I was all hugged up on him? *laughs* That's hilarious! I mean me and Marth...HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! Too cute. *coughs and blushes*
BLUSH?! NOOOOO!!! NOT AFTER ALL I SAID! NOT AFTER ALL OF THAT! SHE'S MINE DAMNIT! MARTH! I challenge you to a fight!!
...fight?
YES. IT'S ON!! *unsheathes sword*
Oh my...
Zelda Marth and Link
Dear Everyone there.
Hi! I got a question, Is Roy a PyroManiac? And Marth, From now on I shall call you Marth-a! And Malon...YOU ROCK!!!YAY FOR MALON! YAY FOR MALON! MALONS BETTER THAN ZELDA!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!! Sorry, Had to get that out.... Okay then and Malon is one of my favorite video game characters! along with Samus, Saria, Dark Link, Roy, Ridley, and Sonic. Well one final question, How come Zelda is the princess and not Malon?
Sincerly Piro Cailibur\Italia\Darkner\Kokori kid.
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Dear Piro Calibur,
I honestly believe that Roy is. What with his being quick to temper and such. Though I shouldn't be speaking about that. *coughs* Regardless! He's tried to set things on fire all the time. Whether it be on accident from training, or on purpose cause he's pissed at someone. And MALON BEING PRINCESS?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Not Marth again. *sigh*
Zelda and Marth
Dear Malon
Is ths what you look like?
From Piro Calibur
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Dear Piro Calibur,
I guess if I dressed in things like that, I would look like it. But I don't normally dress like that. ^^;..
Malon
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