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Dear Zelda
This I think is really funny and how would really act like instead of the real game. Just go to this site http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/thereallegend.html
Love Gameboy
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Dear Gameboy,
Simply amazing. And how fitting of Link's nature. They couldn't have possibly presented him any better than that!
Oh please! That's insulting! I would have gotten the song first try. Not after all of that!
*sighs* Link riding a donkey. THAT is precious.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Blah. You are so fucking lucky to not be a Cancer. I'M SO FREAKING MOODY RIGHT NOW AND I HATE IT!!!! So just shut the hell up, ok?
Love, Acco(The pissy Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Being a ram is no different, trust me. I can be quite stubborn.
Zelda
Dear Zelda
I'm sure we all saw the picture of Link and you being wedded on your site here, but one thing I don't get is why do you deny ever loving Link. All I'm getting at here is that why don't you say you married him, so all of your fans can get on with whatever lives they have. It will make all my dragon knights happy if you do. But it's your decision. So what's it gonna be?
from your friend and Malons fan boy, Ryan the Dragon Knight
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Dear Ryan,
I never -married- Link? Those people edit photos to make it look like I might have, but it's lies! All lies!
I guess this would be a bad time to ask but...will you ma-
You don't know what you're doing!! Not yet, Link! NOT YET!!
Zelda Marth and Link
Dear Zelda,
Guess what I just found out about Ryan. He has a girlfriend named Mink. She is not your average girl though, she is half dragon and half human, and she's his age too. I found a picture of her in his room and he confessed. They have been dating for a few months now. And I swear one night he went to her house and didn't come out the next morning. He told me that they might get married soon. Here is a picture of Mink:
Mink, as you can see, likes to wear minimum clothing. She also doesn't let anything get in her way when she wants something. Now Roy, I suggest you stay away from her. Cause if you violate her space, she can burn you to a crisp with her fire breath.
Tyler the Demon Slayer
P.S. Ryan forced me to write this.
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Dear Tyler,
That's an interesting person there, Tyler. Though I can't say much for her sense of style. I've seen more clothing on the Zoran Princess. And that says a lot.
...but...Ryan? I thought...me...? What about me? I didn't know you had a girlfriend...
Zelda and Malon
dear zelda
Accos gone iNsAnE She will not be able to Write to u fro a wile k lol shes having major PMS eventhough its not her time Of Te Month shes freaking c8azy
MARTH!!! YOU SEXY LITTLE BASTERED GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!! *Foam* I. WILL. BITE. YOU. ALL. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
bad acco! lol get away from teh comput8r lol
love, kcco(Friend Of acco) Acco(The crazy Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco and kcco,
Oh my my. That's quite a problem you got there. Though, for Marth's safety I would suggest having him stay at least 50 meters away from you...at least for right now.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I can't keep it a secret any longer. I have been training myself secretly. And now, I am able to control my elemental powers. So now I shall be known as Tyler the Elemental Demon Slayer. Look out demons, cause I'm coming for you!
Tyler the Elemental Demon Slayer
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Dear Tyler,
Congrats on the promotion. Link's working on becoming a knight. He isn't there quite yet, but he will one day.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
How am I supposed to enjoy myself in the land of puntable puppies if my legs are sewn together?
Sicko Sammy
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Dear Sicko Sammy,
I guess you'll just be known as "ol hoppy" and hop around the puppies. Maybe you can sit down and punt them from the side?
Zelda
Dear Zelda
What’s happening, how is everybody? Is Roy still being a pervert?...................................................................... .............................................................................. .............................................................................. ............................................................................QUACK
Gameboy and I go to the same school and are friends…So you know, I’m not the one who sends rude e-mails. You and link are such good friends that you should go steady, I mean, look at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t ask about the wings, That’s just cause link thinks of you as an angel.
Oh, and Link, this is a new one!
Oh and Zelda, did you know Link was this naughty?
Annonymous
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Dear stranger,
Those are definitely some interesting pictures you have there. Can't say that he's only with me though. I mean look at Marin? He must obviously think SHE'S the angel.
No! It was nothing like that! I thought of you the whole time, baby! I promise! I'll call you!
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Angelzelda aka Zelda fan00001, Ruto fan0001, Malon fan00001, Marin fan0001, Link fan00001, and Saria fan0001 lies. You shall marry Marth. Who you gonna belive, me ro somone wh types lke this lololol
I mean, if she can't type then how is suppose to tell the future? Hell, you could be one your death bed and she'll say your gonna live till your 100 and have 1,000 kids. AND, I'm older than her. SO, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOUNG LADY!!!! NO MORE LINKXZELDA FOR YOU!!!!!
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Quite demanding, I should say. I don't even know if I'll ever get married. Either people want it too badly and I'm forced to be with someone. Or they're a doof and I want nothing to do with them!
I'm the forced one...right?
...
Zelda and Link
DEAR ZELDA:
HEY I'M ONTO YOU Y'KNOW I FIGURED OUT THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY LINK!!! I FIGURED IT OUT!! SHEIK WASN'T THE ONLY TIME YOU WERE POSING AS A MAN!! ZELDA ACTUALLY PLAYS THE ROLE OF LINK IN DISGUISE, WHICH IS WHY IT'S CALLED THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND NOT THE LEGEND OF LINK!! DID YOU THINK WE WOULDN'T NOTICE THAT YOU AND LINK HAPPEN TO HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOUR, JUST LIKE YOU AND SHEIK DID? IF YOU TAPED YOUR CHEST DOWN ONCE YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN. I HAVE PROOF TOO, JUST LOOK AT THIS PICTURE I FOUND OF "LINK" IN SOUL CALIBER TOO. YOU WEREN'T COUNTING ON YOUR SKIRT FLYING UP HUH?! YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST STUFFED YOUR PANTS OR SOMETHING. OR AT LEAST WORN SPANDEX THAT WASN'T SO TIGHT. YOUR CAMEL TOE IS POPPING RIGHT OUT THERE. ADMIT IT ZELDA, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A FETISH WITH DRESSING UP AS GUYS AND GETTING FANGIRLS TO FAWN OVER YOU!! ADMIT IT!! ADMIT IT!!! YOU AND LINK ARE THE SAME PERSON!! ADMIT IIIIIIIIITTT!!!
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SINCERELY PERSON WITH A BROKEN CAPS LOCK
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DEAR BROKEN CAPS LOCK PERSON,
I CAN BE JUST AS ANNOYING AND HAVE MY CAPS ON, YOU REALIZE. I'M SOOOO NOT LINK EITHER. I WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE HIM. YOU'D HAVE TO OF FALLEN ON YOUR HEAD 23472394792374 TIMES IN ORDER TO EVEN COME CLOSE TO HIS PERSONALITY. THOUGH I DO ADMIT HE HAS SOME GIRLISH FEATURES, THEY AREN'T AS GIRLY AS MINE. HE COULD NEVER BE ME, AND I'D NEVER BE HIM. THANK YOU FOR WRITING ME AN EMAIL THOUGH.
ZELDA
Dear Zelda,
Zelda, I do NOT have a crush on Kagome! I do NOT! I DO admit that Kagome is very beautiful, kind, and has a voice like an angel. Whenever I listen to the song "Every Heart," which is the fourth ending song to Inuyasha, it just souths me and I picture Kagome in my head. Oh shit! Did I just say that? You did not just hear me say that I picture Kagome in my head (covers mouth with hand.) Damn it! Forget what I just said. Link, Marth, Roy, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM ZELDA'S TAUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did I tell you that I am an elemental master? Ok, back to the screaming for help. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyler the Elemental Demon Slayer
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Dear Tyler,
I KNEW it! You can't hide from me.
If only you'd use that keen sensing ability on yourself, Zelda.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Oh Zelda!!! What am I going to do? I'm...I...I..Am....I...You....and...he...?
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Yes...we had a date. He's blowing it up into something HUGE. But it was just a date.
Are you KIDDING me?! It was fantastic. Especially when it ended with that marvelous kiss. Zelda, your lips are like rose petals upon my own! How sweet and savory they are...*sigh*
...
Zelda and Link
Dear People Listed Below,
Ganondorf: I am now an elemental master, so in your face! I can whoop you even harder than before. I can control the elements freely. So how do ya like me now!
Zelda: I also now have a pet like Kirara. The only thing different beween them is it is a guy. His name is Kiraga. Kiraga is a darker brown than Kirara. I do have a little brother who loves Sango. Do you think Kirara is cute when she is in her small form? Cause I think she is.
Malon: I have a step mom who has about 7 horses. She just loves them and rides them. My little step sister also loves and rides them.
Roy: Nothing much to tell ya. Eccept don't try to get suspended like ya always end up doing.
Link: I can control the six basic elements: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Metal, and Wood. I can also combine them to make my attacks even stronger.
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Dear Tyler (I'm guessing),
I think Kirara is adorable. Though she can be quite beastly in her other form. Protection and comfort at the same time!
...
That sounded like some condom commercial for some odd reason.
*bursts out laughing* You should sponsor some, Zelda! "Recommended by royalty!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Six elements? I can control the goddesses themselves! Yeah! EAT IT!
I guess you're getting better. But you're no keeper of the Triforce of Power...so...yeah.
I won't get suspended! In fact, I've been avoiding the place to PREVENT getting suspended! Yeah! So Zelda YOU can eat it!
...*sigh*
Ryan...still...has girlfriend? I'm just...stunned...and...hurt.
Zelda Ganondorf Malon Roy and Link
Dear Zelda,
HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOARD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! DID YOU SEE WHAT GAMEBOY WROTE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! And so I quote "okay do you think me and Acco make a good couple". *Anime head fall(You know how sometimes when the character will receive a major shock, and then there eyes will go all big and their mouth will disappear and they'll stop moving and then after a pause their head falls to the side or they fall over? Well, that what I've been doing)*
ZELDA!!!! What am I going to do!?!?! I mean...It...He...I was...And then!!!!....He...He just like...And Kcco....And....Huh?!?!
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
I'm sorry that such a misfortune has happened to you. I've been avoiding the urge to go to the board, despite what Link and Marth tell me. They said that it would be really neat to have me there. But I'm not quite sure. Cause...what if they start hitting on me?! I get the same fears, trust me.
Zelda
Dear Link (mostly), Aside the fact that she's a girl (you were a girl at one point Link...all guys were). Look, you both have basically the same purpose, the same range of arsonal equipment. Hell, you two have basically the same enemies during the game! Lemme make an ever-so-wonderful T-chart.
Link Saving Hyrule Master Sword Gannondorf (or ganon-related) Bombs Heart Container Saving elemental temples Navi Hook shot Always chasing after Ganon Dark Link Epona (transportation) Variety of tunics Eye of Truth
Samus Saving mysterious planet Arm cannon Metroids (or metroid-related) Missles Energy tank Saving parts of the planet (Phendrana Drifts, Chozo ruins...) Hint system Grapple beam Always chasing after space pirates/metroids Dark Samus Elevators/light beams (transportation) Variety of suits Heat/x-ray/dark/echo visors
Both are always willing to lend a helping hand Both get deeper into the situation than expected Both are pretty much lone wolves Both can upgrade their inventory Both can destroy enemies and get items Both blonde
And you so do not wear shorts under your tunic when you were younger. Behold...
So HA! *runs and kidnaps Roy*
Brenda
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Dear Brenda,
That's mostly cause everyone thinks we're all family. I mean despite we play different roles out there in the gaming world...we're actually cousins, believe it or not. So yeah, we share a lot of smiliarities and interests. Hopefully that answers your question. And NO I never said I wore shorts! Yes...it was free for me. So yeah..I tried to avoid falling down as much as possible. what's up with you people AND MY BOTTOM?!?! *screams*
Link
Dear Marth,
*Foams* WHY?!?! Why did your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, granddaddy have'ta make Japanese so freaking hard!!!!! >:[ ARGH!!! Its like " "-" means one. But, if it there are two "-"'s then it becomes the kana for "You are a mother fucking bitch!" :D" And I'm like, "Buh? ?????? How the hell...?" And then they're like "SAY HAI, YOU STUPID AMERICAN!!!!". Its freaking crazy man!!! I have more respect for you than ever. @_@
So, anyways, I made a Haiku! But it's not really a Haiku. Well, kinda, but whatever. Would you like to heard it? No? TOO BAD!! Your going to hear it anyway!
The Arthur Puppy By: Acco
The Arthur Puppy Cute and fluffy Love
:D! Its so beautiful!!! I should make one about you, hehe! ^_^
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
As hard as it is, it completely baffles me that Marth can be so fluent in it. I mean look at him! He's a Japanese MASTER.
It comes with the territory. That is quite a lovely haiku, Acco. You've got a gift.
Zelda and Marth
Dear Zelda,
What's-His-Face is right, you guys were basted off a movie!!! Its says on Shigeru Miyamoto's biography thing:
"The Origin of Zelda Miyamomto has openly admitted that "The Legend of Zelda" game series was based on both the fantasy of young children to explore those woods out beyond your house (aka Narnia), and the movie "Legend". The movie "Legend" was released just before "The Legend of Zelda" was made, back in 1986. "Legend" was directed by Ridley Scott (Alien, Bladerunner, Gladiator), and starred Tom Cruise. I encourage all Zelda fans to watch the movie. Besides the title being similar, the story is also: Young scrawny elf like boy is sent out by various dwarves and pixies to delve into the dark dungeons and rescue the princess captured by the evil Gannon like demon. In his way are many smaller demons and the such. It also has the exact same mythological and medival fantasy feel to it."
Ha!
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Miyamoto is not only my father, but my HERO. I think I'll have to watch this movie to see how true it is.
Zelda
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