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Dear Zelda,
What do you think of Princess Peach?
The Stunner
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Dear The Stunner,
A good question. Most would think we were rivals. And, according to your assumptions, you're right. It happened a couple of years ago when my Ocarina of time game came out. I was making one of my visits and she showed me that she had bought the game, which flattered me. But as we started to play it, she took one look at my child form and started to laugh for no apparent reason! I asked her what was so funny and she said that I looked like I had a basket on my head. This angered me somewhat. Dare her people of mushrooms to mock my hat. Her PEOPLE look like they have baskets on their heads! Peach always thinks she's so high and mighty. She also pretends to be fair and innocent. She cusses like a sailor I tell you! You should have seen her trying to beat up the enemies on my game! Her whole image is fake..and I'm here to EXPLOIT that!
I thought it was because she beat you in mario kart....every single..time...
Such LIES! I don't have to answer this question further!
She used to use the Bowser character..and Peach would use her...Peach character. And she got beat up 19 times in a row before finally giving up. Zelda's gaming skills are-
NO MORE QUESTIONS!!
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
When you go up to that mountain in Ocarina of time, you have to pass through a gate. Link needed your permission to go through. But why was it Zelda's autograph? Shouldn't it have been Zelda's royal official seal?
Javier
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Dear Javier,
Perhaps it should have been. But the people that made my game are Japanese. And of course the Japanese don't know anything about true royalty! They wouldn't listen to me while they were scripting the game either. I just sat in the corner and "looked pretty" as they told me to do. Yes, here in Hyrule we do only give offical seals, not autographs. I sign enough of those everytime I visit the market place anyway.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
What color are your panties?
Bryan
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Dear Bryan,
I don't really have a personal favorite on what kind of panties I wear. Most of the time they're either the classic whites or sometimes when I'm feeling fancy, I wear pink ones. Pink has always been my favorite color mind you. The pink ones sometimes comes with the frills..or not. That also depending on my mood. If you REALLY wanted to see what I wear under my dress, you could take up the hobby of staring under my dress when you pause in super smash brothers. Damned company not making censors.
Do not visit my castle.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Do you plan to have Link's baby?
Blue Flower*
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Dear Blue Flower*,
No I don't plan to have Link's baby. That is unless we were to actually get married. And upon inspecting that, I doubt that would happen either. Me and Link appear to be close-knit and might get married and have children, but really we aren't. He's just my hero, nothing more. I still think Link is conning people to ask me these questions.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Do you wear a thong?!
Lord Siver
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Dear Lord Siver,
You must be related to the person that asked me what kind of panties I wear. Yes I occasionally wear thongs. That's if I'm wearing a tighter dress that might reveal a panty line. But do I do it to be fancy or saucy? Not lately...
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I've finally made it around to posting on your site...in question form. You have bothered me time and time again to look over it and such. You seem rather impressed. I am as well. It seems to be a nice and well developed site. (despite the null links) But that's alright, I'm sure it has potential. Took a moment to read over your journal. You speak so ill of your webmistress. Do you two even get along? Obviously you both must for her to even be doing this for you. I'm sorry I haven't been around lately. Termina has kept me occupied for quite a while. Reverting back 3 days and all. It was quite the challenge. I hope to visit the castle soon and come see you. Best of wishes to your site though. I see the future is looking up for our Princess of Hyrule.
Do you want your ocarina back?
Link
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Dear Link,
Finally! You have come to post at my site. This makes me thrilled! No I don't mind that you haven't been around. I know that you -are- the Hero of Time. Which doesn't always confide you to just Hyrule. This pleases me that you were successful in your mission though. I would love to have a visit from you. We haven't talked in so very long either. How is Epona? How are the Kokiri children? Saria told me that you visited her the other day. She was quite happy to hear you are doing well. Ruto has been pacing the chamber of sages though. I think you need to pay her a visit as well. As for my webmistress. We do get along at times. But there are times that she just wants it to all be her way. I can't blame her though, she shares my tastes. So I'm not too displeased. In regards to the ocarina. You may keep it for now. My senses are telling me you'll need it in the future.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
....You.......You copied Beth! And Marth! And right as Beth has to close her site. ;_; I'm to socked and upset to continue.
Love,
Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl, and who you WILL hear from aging)
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Dear Acco,
I know that Beth has shut her doors. I found this news out from Marth the other day. I think he was simply mad. I also know as a fact that the webmistress knows that she copied off Beth's design. She was looking to test her skills in doing a website. And the best way she could learn was to look off Beth's design. She really admires Beth as a webmistress, She's told me this countless times. She's even stated it all over my site! If that's not proof enough, I don't know what is...
Zelda
I ghost maN! F f f f f f ! f2! Now I bring you super mega low money save at metroid market! I rule me! You have super lucky lucky day! You know samus? I happy as unneutered rooster! Let all go party! Happy!
Chairman Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao Tse-tung,
I'm guessing that this is either a drunken email. Or one of Samus' friends that has come to see me again. I shall get her back for her pranks. You believe that last time she sent a pack of her friends to ask me what I use to grow my ears so long? I know you're laughing at me right now Samus. I will get sweet revenge on your metalic arse eventually! Still jealous that I won Best Pajama's award at the last slumber party that me you and Peach had?! I'll be expecting your apology letter soon.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
1 What's yer favorite food? My cousin Cleatus likes dead rat on a stick! 2 Who do ya'll idolize? I like Jed from Beverly Hillbillies. Sure is a clever folk, ya know? 3 Who's dis Link ya'll ben talkin a bout? Is he the name you gave yer bra strap? 4 Do hillbillies live in hirool? 5 I know where to buy moonshine! I'm drinking some right now!
Billybob Billy
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Dear Billybob Billy,
I'm so excited! A whole bunch of questions at once. Well, to answer your first question, my favorite food is Cucco Alarange. Orange, of course. Since that's my favorite flavor...Now I know of a person in the market place. He begs at the castle gates every morning. I think his meals might be the same as your cousin Cleatus'. I would have to say my idol has to be Princess Ruto. Not only did she manage to con Link into an engagement, but she's got a great work-out program. That and she has a melodius voice. I've tried taking singing lessons from her. The Link that I always speak of is the legendary Hero of Time. My savior, and your neighborhood fairy boy. And so much about hillbillies living in Hyrule (not Hirool), we don't have many hills for billies to live in. But if we did, I'd have to say they were Gorons. *laughs lightly*
I can tell you've been drinking moonshine. But questions are questions, my friend.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I M hapy dood in hapy plase! Samus say she no sorry! Are you am happy? I M happy! I M happy as a ballon! Here, want pencil! I stab with letter opener! Happy happy happy! Lucky Melody tommorrow on tuesday! You want tickets, hussy woman? I see you fan art! Me am like! Happy
Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao Tse-tung,
She's not sorry eh? We'll see about that. I'll have to catch her during her travels and send her space ship flying into orbit back to Zebes if I have to! I think her pranks have gone on far enough! She's so vengeful for someone who hides behind a helmet all day. Embarassed of yourself?!
Zelda
POWER OVERWHELMING!!!
I am Blye, archon of Tassadar! I've been searching for a new site to explore, and this is my choice! You should be honored by my presence, High Templar Tassadar's presence, And the fish head devouring Zeritul's presence! Will you accept my offer? I offer you a fruit basket, a servant drone to do your bidding (He's also a vacuum cleaner!), and a bucket of fish heads! In return you must allow us to come and go as we please and remember the martyr Adun!
Blye, Archon of Tassadar
POWER OVERWHELMING!!!
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Dear Blye,
I am pleased to know that you have decided to surf my site for your viewing pleasure, archron. Though I don't think I've ever heard of Tassadar, I'm glad that you have heard of my land of Hyrule over the distance. Thank you kindly for the fruit basket too. How did you know my favorite fruit was oranges?! *blush* Did Link put you up to this?
The servant you sent has been doing wonders for the castle as well! I do say that the servants here have taken a liking to his hard work ethic and have followed suit. You have greatly advanced the castle as far as service and upkeep are concerned. And for that I am eternally grateful, Blye.
I offer you a place to stay if you ever feel like travelling to Hyrule. The best guest room in the house indeed! The bucket of fish heads, I didn't really know what to do with them. So I gave them to Link to dispose of. And I do tell you, Ruto wasn't a happy Princess when she caught sight of Link dumping them into Lake Hylia. I think she called him a fish-slaughter and sent the Zora guards on him. Where he is now, remains a mystery as of this moment.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Pull my finger! Or maybe you can't?
Siegfried Sctuaffen
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Dear Siegfried,
Pull your finger? I think Sarah has neglected to screen the emails once again. Maybe she's just desperate for hits or something. But no I shall not pull your finger. Link tries that trick on me everyday and almost everytime I fall for it. He's so rude for how quiet he normally is. I guess I could say that some things aren't so quiet for him.
Zelda
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