Oh, poo on you, Zelda, just poo you! Goodbye!!!

Love,
Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)

P.S.
Thank you for your compliment on my poem-thing, Marth.

Ganondorf: The power of the Triforce of Power does not compare to my power of the elements. I can even combine my powers to do even more things like use the power of all of the elements to make the legendary Elemental Armor, as well as the Elemental Sword and etc. So tremble in fear of my name you insulant fool.

Zelda: Stop saying I have a crush on Kagome! I did not specifically say that I have a crush on Kagome! So stop saying that I do! So what do you think of my brother having a crush on Sango? And what about Kiraga? Huh? Do you think he is cool or what?

Link: How's it goin'? I hear you're tryin' to become a knight. Cool. It's pretty cool being able to control the elements. I can whoop Ganondorf easily now.

Roy: How did you think of Mink eh? I bet you enjoy looking at the photo of her I showed you guys. Just don't get suspended in responding to me.

Everyone: One more thing about Mink. Mink's father is a human knight, and her mother is a dragon. Now how on earth did they, well, you know what I mean? And get this, Mink's father is also perverted. Now I wonder how Ryan met Mink in the first place.

Tyler the Elemental Demon Slayer

I'm happy you responded to my question! ^_^ Skimming through the mail I've seen, I'm kinda glad you haven't been on the boards as of late, same with Sarah. There has been lots of "squeeing" with references to Marth X Link pairings, and tons of pouncing! (I've been pounced numerous times) I'd be fearing for your safety, so I'm happy for you, wherever you may be at this moment... Oh, tell Sheik I asked, "How's life?" (even though I know you and Sheik are one in the same...)

Hey you guys it’s been awhile but I’ve been so interested in the okiekijkjdak the whatever board. Hey Zelda you really should join it’s so fun. And with all the friendship and stuff there’s excitement every where. And right now I’m obsessed with fruitcakes, the song. Here’s a picture and the lyrics. Its from Jimmy buffet.

--Spoken:
"You know I was talking to my friend Desdemona the other day she
runs this space station and bake shop down near Boomtown. She told
me that human beings are flawed individuals. The cosmic bakers
took us out of the oven a little too early. And that's the
reason we're as crazy as we are and I believe it."

"Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.
They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered
down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it.
I don't want that much organziation in my life.
I don't want other people thinking for me.
I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the
movies. I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I
want Junior Mints."

"We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!
We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to
take it anymore!"

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (Fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (Fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin' naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (Cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (People on the bus)
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in California where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
They've got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust

(chorus)

--Spoken:
"Speakin' of fruitcakes, how 'bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work."

We lost our Martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost its cone shaped head
We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at Mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

(chorus)

--Spoken:
"Religion! Religion! Oh, there's a thin line between Saturday
night and Sunday morning. Here we go now.
Alright, alter boys."

Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa
Mea Culpa Mea Culpa Mea Maxima Culpa

Where's the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The god's honest truth is it's not that simple
It's the Buddhist in you, it's the Pagan in me
It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic ain't she?
It's the born again look its the WASP and the Jew
Tell me what's goin on, I ain't gotta clue

--Spoken: "Now here comes the big ones. Relationships! We all got 'em, we
all want 'em. What do we do with 'em?
Here we go, I'll tell ya."

She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
That's the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin' bug

(chorus)

--Spoken:
"The future. Captain's log, stardate two thousand and something."

We're seven years from the millenium
That's a science fiction fact
Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL
Now don't look that abstract
So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get Jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Hey.

(chorus)

--Spoken:
"That's right, you too. Yeah those crumbs are spread all around
this universe. I've seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in Santa
Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. Down in New
Orleans in the French market there are fruitcakes like you cannot
believe. New York, forget it. Fruitcake city. Down island, we've got
fruitcakes. Spread them crumbs around. That's right, we want
'em around. Keep bakin' baby. Keep bakin'."

As you may be aware, I have recently been transferred from my old home office in Garudo Valley to the International Headquarters in the Dark World.

With the transition, things have been very hectic lately, and I simply haven't had time to keep up with the majority of tasks my old job entailed, as well as keeping up with my new duties.

In order to better facilitate this change in my schedule, and to deal with the ever increasing demands on my time and attention here in DWHQ, I have compiled a list of things that I would like you to do. If at all possible, I would like you to do these things at least once a month, starting no later than February 12th.

1. Set fire to a public building. If available, in order of preference, burn down an orphanage, doctor's home, food warehouse, or mask shop. If not available, please proceed to request #2.

2. Record and place the name of every villager in a box, and through a process of random selection determine one man to be killed every second Sunday in the name of continued peace between our people.

3. I've included three dozen slightly varied "Zelda has been kidnapped" notes in my handwriting, addressed to Link. Since I won't have the time to do this manually every month, do me a favour and forward these to Link around the 13th of each month (that's around the time I usually ended up doing it). I've also included three dozen gift certificates good for a weekend at the beauty spa in Zora's, and ten $500 gift cards to the Bed Bath and Beyond just south of Kakariko Village. If you could be so kind as to take off each weekend after forwarding those messages to Link, and pick a few of your favorite dungeons (letting my people in each know that they should plant clues and look otherwise extra suspicious that weekend) for him to fuck around in going out of his mind trying to find you, that'd be great. Please don't take Link on the weekend trips to the beauty spa with you, as I will find out, because I have hidden cameras there to watch you as you cha~...well, for security purposes, mostly.

4. Lastly, could you maybe put some poison in the river once in a while? I know it's not really standard fare, but that old goat Zora has been giving me a hard time lately, asking "what's with the haircut?", and the like. Fucking guy inherits one Quake medallion from his grandfather and thinks he's a big bad. I'm sick of it. If you're too busy to plant the poison yourself, I've included a medallion which should be more than sufficient to freeze the majority of his domain. Use this sparingly, however, as he gets pretty pissed.

Hi! I wrote this poem in about 20 minutes, and I was hoping you could give me any suggestions on improving it. I wanted to have it printed in the Hyrule Marketplace Newspaper.

A Chivalrous Knight of Olde

May I bind thee to my heart in amour?
Thy sight is of a goddess in the sun.
Thy skin is soft as silk upon a floor,
And thy hair is as dark as the night's run.
If thy walk falters and thou wouldst collapse,
Who will be there to help thee on thy feet?
Someone will be there surely, as perchance
Would have it, I will not admit defeat!
And I'll avenge thy honor, duel withal!
I see thy face shining within the light.
I will wait until the next morning's call
To banish the darkness with my love's sight.
As the evening turns to the blinding dawn,
So shall I wait for thee until I'm gone!

What should I do?

Thanks,
Ves.

i think u should go on an adventure to get all of the triforce pieces and then u can finaly beat ganandorf for good (yea that’s right ganandorf).