(Laughs out loud, quite literly too.)
http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/lyle_24/myhero.html

That kid is soo gosh darn funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

The seeds of decay have already been sewn. This is not a distress call. This is the Final Solution, the last dying piece of mortality I've got to offer. Its been a nice dance with life and death, but clumsy as I am, I stepped on both their feet, and I am rejected by both. The bits and pieces of my shattered soul have worn down with time, and I exist no more. This is the final farewell to arms and a solution of utmost finality has been produced. Duty hasn't got a thing to do with this. It is honor. The painter and the matchmaker have downcast me from the heavenly freedom and liberty I so longed for. This wretched abyss leaves me with one Final Solution, and that solution is relinquishment of existence in all worlds. I don't exist, I never have existed, I never will exist. I'm not in life or afterlife. I'm not in any of the worlds. I am nothing. That is The Final Solution. Do you understand?

OKAY OKAY, I admit it! I have a crush on Kagome. There, does that make you feel better? Well, actually I'm deeply in love with Kagome. But who wouldn't be? I mean, she is oh so very beautiful, voice of an angel, is very kindhearted, I mean she's perfect in every way possible. It's as if she was specially hand crafted by God himself. I would give my life just to be with her. Lots of times I dream of her. Kagome is the most beautiful girl in the world, no, the universe. And if I were to die, I wish it would be by her side. No offense, but no other girl could be compared to Kagome's perfectness. And what I say about Kagome is from the heart. Say what you want, but it will never change how I feel towards Kagome. Kagome is the only girl for me. I know you will taunt me for the rest of my life now, but I don't care anymore. So now I bid you ado.

I love cookies. And chocolate. But not mayonnaise! Why is it that I hate ketchup, but love tomatoes? And why do I think honey is nasty, think mustard is gross, but love honey mustard sauce? Help me figure myself out!

Marth and Link: Why aren't you on the forums anymore? I mean, their crazy and all, but you hafta join in. It would be fun. You can break out your kung-fu...or...something... Oh hey have you checked my new deviantart art dealy?

Brenda

And Link we love your bottom.

I have talked to you in a while! I've been busy lately, but I always have time to post on your board ^_^. The strange thing is...that you are never on your board?

Hmm, do you wonder if mailmen deliver mail to their own houses? If not who delivers it for them? If another mailman deliver it, then who will deliver mail to their house? Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen?!!

Wouldn't LinkXDark Link Yaoi technically be masturbation?

WE MUST HIDE!!! GAMEBOY HAS TURNED INTO A MINI LINK!!! They are planning something. >_> <_<

Allow me to say this, Welcome to the site saria! ( even though Zelda and others were supposed to say that, but I felt it polite.) I have asked Makar to teach me the violin, and he thought me a song called the wind gods aria and we wish to play it for you.

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/Makars_Prayer_v2.mid
And Zelda my I take this song as my theme song.

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/ZeldaWW_molgera.mid
see ya, and happy Valentines day.

With love and respect,
Ryan the dragon general

So you're supposed to be a genius, eh?

There is a ratio of 9 dogs for every 2 people at a dog show. There are 4516 dogs. Tripod, a German shephard only has 3 legs. How many legs are at the show. Please show how you got the answer.

Now for something trickier:
A thermometer has a reading of 27 degrees Kelvin. Convert this to Farenheight, subract nine degrees, convert that to Centigrade, then add 4 and 11/30 degrees. Convert back to Kelvin. What does each thermometer read now. Show your work.

Still think you're a genius, fairy girl?

If you am reading this, Mao am dead. Mao am gone outworld to am finding Emperor Shao Kahn. (You am playing Mortal Kombat?) Four armed monsters and amd am stone throw devils at Mao and hurt like crapping. Mao killing am stuff with Broadsword of infinite rage and am bunnies like chickens of oceanic descent. After am throwing in dungeon I meet Meat, amd am red eye man. Red Eye man rip out Mao Heart if he am writing letter for help. Four arm monster go out for Lunk Man to clean clocks and knife toupees. Mao write to say why man am going through turnstile sideways at airport am going to Bangkok? Red Eye man say this, and monsters am laugh, but Mao not get joke. What if man am going to Frenchies? Red eye Man am getting ready to rip Mao Internals. AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today, Febuary 16th, 2005, is the One Year Anniversary of the Closing of Beth's Page of Marth. :( We love and miss you, BPOM. ;_;

I am a humble atmospheric warrior and was wandering about the land and wanted to know how to get to Hyrule from Alexandria, Louisiana U.S.A. I wish to bring health to your soil from summoned lightning and rain. Also to behold the most beautiful princess in all of creation.(as long as Link and Marth don't mind) And please grant me an Audience with the King...I have urgent business to discuss with Him. Oh and by the way I want to know why you and Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom don't get along...you guys have so much in common. That's all for now...May the heavens bless your many feilds and grant you protection from evil!(Gannondorf, Bowser, ect.)

Mage in Your Majesties Service,
Zirmic TREAME!