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Dear Princess Zelda,
It is ShadowAxe, once again. Basically, I've been through a lot of crap dealing with my current "college", and I use that term loosely. From oppression to road marches that end at 5:30 a.m., I've had it!! Basically, I'm just asking for an opinion. Do you think this place needs to be destroyed? Or at least the Cadet part of it... I'd rather defend coming students from the evils of the Cadet corps.. They deserve better. Everyone can comment on this. I'm a hot-headed hunter, but I'd appreciate any pearls of wisdom.
P.S. I saw Acco's email!! She's obsessed with the pairing of mself and Brenda!! Well, I guess those times have passed...it was kinda fun, though.
Sincerely, Axe of the Shadow (ShadowAxe), Evil Chaser (bounty hunter) visiting Hyrule
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Dear ShadowAxe,
We had the same type of problems in our boarding school. Well, maybe not -that- bad...but it was pretty bad. I mean I hated being there. But I knew I'd only be there for so long. "This isn't for the rest of my life", I would tell myself. So just tough it out for now. Be strong and take everything with a grain of salt. All shall be fine.
Zelda
Dear Princess Zelda,
I'm happy to finally be able to send mail to you. ^_^ Shadow sent me a note about it. I never knew of the actual site itself (sorry...) Back to the subject at hand...hmm a question...Is Link still angry at me for being a gentleman in front of you? I have changed my ways and became a good person. It was that cap and my anger that turned you into stone the last time we met. Why would I turn such a beauty like you into stone, anyway? Oh, well...time to pester Shadow now...*devious grin* Farewell for now, Your Highness. *bows*
--Humble to you, Vaati
P.S.: Don't be fooled by the email address; I still like Shadow...but...you...*blush*
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Dear Vaati,
Wow, the second time I've been referred by my royal name. Quite the honor, but not necessary. I don't know what it is about me. I just can't stand to be considered better or higher than everyone else. But if it makes you feel better, you can if you wish. I guess I won't hold a grudge over the whole...turning me into stone thing. I mean I've already forgiven Ganondorf for trying to destroy my country and take it over...over and over again. So I'm sure we can make ammends. Link is still pretty steamed about you, of course. He feels threatened really. He's my hero, and always shall be. He just wishes he could be more. Though I don't blame him. If I were in his position, I'd be looking towards my rescuee the same way. He's a sensitive person despite what he shows on the outside. It'll take him some time to get over it. He just feels threatened of his position. Like -anyone- can take Hero of Time away from him. *sighs and shakes her head* Ah well..adios. Hope to hear from you again.
Zelda
Dear Tyler, zelda and the lot of you,
Tyler that hurt, I mean have you ever heard me tease you on this site. I THINK NOT!!!!
And Meeting Mink was a unexpected thing. Sure shes hot, and thank you Roy for understanding. I know what ur all thinking im nuts for thanking roy. Ill explain much about everything in my life in a story i'm writing so all the people here WILL KNOW ALL I'VE GO THROUGH IN MY LIFE!!!!!!! ( cries hisarically) Oh.......... and Roy I'm sorry for teasing you most of the time. I AM A HALF DRAGON, BUT IT DOES NOT SHOW. THERE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW!!!!!! (sttll crying) sniff I'll put a chapter on this site when i finish it. ( starts crying again)
From, Ryan the sad, and about to date mink again, dragon general
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Dear Ryan,
You seem to get over Malon rather easily. I guess it's for the best since she had to go away and such. Yes you are nuts for thanking Roy. His existance annoys the heck out of me.
You're just frustrated cause I won't date you, Princess. Just admit to it already. *sexy pose*
...*shudder*
Zelda and Roy
Dear Zelda,
This sucks so much ass I don't know where to start.
I've been stripped of all my titles, banished from the upper echelons of evil down to the lowly depths of here I started. You know why? I did something good. You know what it is? A guy crashed his car outside my house, and had no insurance. He had a crappy leg, and didn't have anywhere else to go. I gave him my stolen Ferari out of pity. You knopw what? It felt good. Well, I was summoned to court, and for doing one generous deed I'm no longer decorated with my titles. Pirate of Perversity now belongs to Captain Eight-Eye Jack. Ghoul of horror now belonmgs to Angst Filled Teen # 40057. I'm not even a Gold Card Member of the Meter Room anymore because I instructed them not to let anyone without a title in!I think I might hang myself, but I can't make nine callibrated nooses, so they can't all die at once. I'm already immune to all poisons, and I'm too broke to buy a gun. Don't send Link over. I know you want to, but I like things painless. Maybe I'll just have to live with no titles.
Tiamat
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Dear Tiamat,
Wow, actual content from you and not just an array of titles. I'm sorry that you have lost them, however. They actually suited you and such. It was what built your character. Maybe this is a turning point for you, however. Start with good titles instead of the bad? I'm sure with enough effort you can be decorated again.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
I'm fucking sick of all this anime on TV! Its taking up valuable space for good shows, like Family Guy, ATHF, and Sealab 2021! Yes, I did give anime a chance, and yes, I did follow instructions on what's good, and what's bad. I found out quickly that it all sucks nice and hard. I'm not here to try to make people agree with me, but I think the Japanese should learn that I'm not about to watch another animated soap opera, or a piece of junk about bored kids. And what's with the freakishly big eyes? Do you really need to show that much emotion? I know people say that the stories are grate, but after seeing a story completed, I still didn't like it. I've given this shit about fifty second chances, and anime blew it every single fucking time! And I found out that, like a soap opera it uses the sadistic trick of not letting you understand what's going on if you missed a couple episodes. I found nothing good about it, so I'm keeping my interests in my old dream: Forming a National Bowling League! I don't care how much my friend tells me to watch this garbage, I'm Miss Armageddon Kitten, and I can do whatever the hell I want!
Armageddon Kitten
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Dear Kitten,
Well I can understand what you mean by a lot of that. Most that come from Japan in my opinion have no base character whatsoever. I mean you look at the ones with the big cutesy eyes and want to puke. But, on the other hand. You have the video game characters. You have Marth. He's BIG on anime. And thank heavens he's not around or he'd be chewing you a new one with his thick Japanese accent. We're all from Japan...we just don't carry the traits of that typical anime character. Thank heavens.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Why are Link, Marth, Roy, Gannondorf, Saria, and Malon here? I thought this was Ask ZELDA not Ask Zelda and a bunch of suck ups who want attention. Do me a favor, and slap all those other low lives over the head for me! They're idiots!
Joe Six Pack
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Dear Joe Six Pack,
Apparently I'm not entertaining enough. And contracts through the webmistress have promised them time on the site.
Low lives?! I'll have you know if it wasn't for ME you wouldn't be having this site. Zelda would still be captured in some dungeon and you'd NEVER be able to reach her!! So you better just back up off me. I'm a valuable star here! I'm her side-kick! Everyone needs a side-kick!
Hey I was given this opportunity in apology for my own site being condemned. It was my webmistresses acts that even brought this site forward. Some of us are rather needed, you know. Besides, Zelda is a great friend of mine and asked for my assistance. People address me, I talk to them.
I like CHEESE!
...freak.
Zelda Roy Marth and Link
Dear Zelda;
I see you've been putting on the "All Knowing Philosipher" act. So I've decided to try this out. Who do you think is more popular: me or that she-male Marth?
-Roy
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Dear Roy,
I would have to say due to your lack of manners, Marth wins by a nose. More than a nose. His long sword. I don't know. Maybe if you tried being nice to others and not being such a bratty "little brother" figure, people would start to respect you.
He's just jealous of my tiara. *adjusts it*
Zelda and Marth
Dear Zelda;
I've noticed that Roy answers the questions too sometimes, so I've got a few questions for him.
1)What do you think of Marth? 2)Do you like Zelda or Guinevere better? 3)Are you jelous of Link and his achievements?
Your BIGGEST Fan
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Dear one of my greatest fans,
You are no doubt a lady and after this I shall include my address and a brief description of myself. Though I know you probably already have a shrine of me anyway. What do I think of Marth? He's a pretty boy. He's full of himself and always taking the glory. He thinks he's so special with his sparkling blue eyes and dazzling tiara. Hah! He's got nothing on me, man. I'm so awesome with my fire punches and such. He's got nothing on me. NOTHING. Guinevere is a real -bitch- in person. Never get to know her, man. So without a doubt, Zelda is the way to go. I mean Zelda can be a bitch too...but not as bad as Guin. Jealous of Link? That putz is nothing to be jealous of. His achievements were all on accident too, man. The guy is a clutz and a half. I've never seen such lack of skill. The guy trips around and happens to destroy an enemy. Does NO one but me see this?!
Oh dear, they're giving Roy clearance to diss everyone. Watch out. he might hurt himself.
I'll have you know I get fanmail from my lady friends on a daily basis. And I'm NICE here. So appreciate it Marth. I could really burn you.
As I can burn you with these evidence photos of...well..snuggly bear. *waves the pictures*
DON'T YOU DARE SHOW THOSE! THIS EMAIL IS OVER!!
Roy Link and Marth
Dear Zelda,
What the hell were you doing in my bed last night!?!?! God, I walk in there, all stary\teary eyed from watching Kenshin and ready for bed, and there you are, Pretty Princess P.J.s and all, curled up asleep in my bed!!! What the hell? Did you get lost or something? o_O T'was scary.
Love, Acco(The Kenshin obsessed girl)
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Dear Acco,
Oh my...That was your room? I woke up one morning recently completely lost and had NO idea where I was. At first I thought Link kidnapped me and took me to some ranch house of his or something. I was so dazed and confused. I'm never having Zora rum again...never ever again. How can Talon drink that stuff?!
Zelda
Hey Zelda, I'm probably ur BIGGEST FAN. I was just wondering if you like Link.Cause if u don't then that means he's up 4 grabs:D Well don't be embaraced answerin this cause i'm sure Link would love to know you like him.
Beth
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Dear Beth,
One of my biggest fans eh? Well I graciously accept such a compliment. And I thank you as such for being one. Link is definitely up for grabs for I have no crush on..well..maybe a crush. But it's not gonna happen. So don't worry about that.
Zelda
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????I've read this ENTIRE section and so far it seems you hate Link.HOW CAN YOU???????????HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!And I'm sure he's nice to.You even said you like MARTH of all people!!Come on he looks like a girl!!!!I'm sure Link's trying his best to show that he likes you.All I'm saying is that you have to be INSAINE to pick Marth over Link. * Link Fan*
p.s Link does not look bad in tights.It suits him very well
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Dear fan,
I never said that I hated Link. I mean I adore him. He's my hero and everything. I just have no romantic interests in him. Yes I know it hurts him...but he's gotta deal with that on his own. I didn't even pick Marth over him or anything. I've picked no one! Just give me time?
I AM cute in tights aren't I? Eventually the princess will see.
Zelda and Link
Dear Marth,
I know Roy got suspended so I would like to ask you some questions......
How did Roy get suspended? How do you get around? Have you ever killed someone? Have you ever got suspended? Do you wear dressess because Roy says you do? Do you have a boyfriend because Roy says you do? Do you have a crown that looks like a girls headband if you don't it sure looks like it?
-Kirby
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Dear Kirby,
I thought you two were practically butt buddies with each other. Why isn't -he- answering this for you? Anyway...He gets suspended because he's a jerk first of all. And he can't control his mouth. And I used to think Young Link was bad. Boy...Have I ever killed anyone? No. I don't find the need to kill. I've wounded someone pretty badly, but never killed. I seem to stop right before that breaking point. I'm your typical prince, getting around by carriage or white horse that has been breeded specficially to fit my needs. And I don't even know why you listen to Roy at all. I don't wear a dress, nor do I have a boyfriend. Though...I have been looking. *contemplates* Anywho...My "crown" isn't a crown. It's a tiara. There is a difference. And it's marvelous. Do you like it too?
Marth
Dear Roy, Link and Marth;
Roy and Marth, why do you where capes?And will you ever get along? And Link what's with the hat and the hair? How d'you get ti to stay that way? And who's your best friend?
- Link Fan
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Dear Link fan,
I've almost lost respect for you just being a fan of Link. But because you have addressed me as well, I shall hold it aside. We wear capes because capes are cool. And they make us look important.
Well...some of us.
Yeah Marth you look pretty sexy in the whole cape ordeal. Roy just seems to always trip up in his. It's rather funny.
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!
My best friend is Zelda, clearly. Though she hates to realize that. Regardless, I keep my hair up in a ponytail sorta. It's a rather short one since my hair isn't -that- long. And then I keep the hat fastened to my head with...safety pins. Learned that trick from Marth himself. *smile*
Glad I could help.
Marth Roy and Link
Dear Zelda,
Ok, I am sorry to hear Malon has gone. I am also sorry for hurting her feelings. I was only trying to embarrass the crap out of Ryan. When he found a picture of Mink, and he showed me, I kinda sorta went a little too far with my imagination. I made up all of that stuff about Ryan and Mink. So, I am deeply sorry for hurting Malon's feelings. Once you know me as good as Ryan does, I'm not such a bad guy. If you could tell Malon, if you can somehow get ahold of her, all of that? I'm not the kinda guy that would hurt innocent people's feelings for the fun of it. I have also found a successor for the leader of the demon slayers. I believe he will lead the demon slayers to well. So now I wander from place to place in hopes to gain more power. I have just absorbed the powers of an electro master and a master of light. I have also been studying the art of alchemy. I haven't gotten far in my studies, but I am working on it. I know I put my name as being obsessed with Kagome, but I am just deeply in love with her. I kinda went a little overboard on my name. So soon I shall be an alchemist. Now isn't that something? Ganondorf, I did not mean insulant like that. Well, actually I meant to say insolent. So you are an insolent fool. And I checked the Webster Dictionary for the meaning, so eat it you metal head piece of trash!
Tyler the Elemental Master
P.S. I got the metal head piece of trash off of one of the phrases that Sev says on Star Wars Republic Commando (it's a game).
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Dear Tyler,
I guess it isn't your fault for being the way you are. I'll make sure to get a hold of Malon as soon as I can.
Eat Triforce, fuck face.
Zelda and Ganondorf
Dear Link:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!You are sooo hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why are you soo hot???Anyway I have a few questions for you.
1.What's your favourite colour? 2. Why are you sooo hot? 3.Who's your best friend? 4.Why is Zelda so mean to you?I meen what did you EVER do to her? 5.Have you ever seen Gundam Seed?If so who's your favourit character?
So those are my questions now I have comments. I love your hair!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!You're so kewl.
Link Fan.
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Dear fan,
See? Finally someone who appreciates the greatness that is me.
*rolls eyes*
Anyway...to answer your questions...My favorite color is obviously green. I've grown rather adjusted to being all around it and such. Why am I so hot? Well, it's because I'm constantly working out. Not only do I work out my body, but my mind. With hard puzzles! So yes, I'm beefed up in all aspects. My best friend, despite hwo mean she is...is Zelda. I mean, hands down. She's been there for me just as much. She's mean to me at times, to make me strong. That's what I consider it. If she has a weak emotional hero...it won't do her much good now would it? And no, I haven't seen this....Gundam seed. Tell me more about it?
Link
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