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Princess,
Your new shipment of octoroks have come in, where do you want me to set these up? I'm sure Link will -really- appreciate them, if you know what I mean. ^.~
-Ganondorf
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Dear Ganondorf,
Wonderful! I mean *coughs lightly* I'm grateful that you've brought them my way, Ganondorf. And as I promised, I offer you 2000 rupees and a free..."get-out-of-being-locked-in-time-gap" pass. I'm sure Link will thoroughly enjoy these. *coughs* I can't thank you enough.
...
Zelda and Link
Zelda,
What is a Narwhal?
Captain Sisay of the Weatherlight
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Dear Captain Sisay,
A narwhal was an old sea creature that lived in the depths of the ocean, but since then has become really rare. The obvious feature of them is a long twisted horn at the end of their snout. Fishermen would hunt them down and sell the horns saying that they are actual unicorn horns and made a fortune. They look like this and are somewhat closely related to the dolphin and porpoise family.
Zelda
Zelda,
You know Talim form Soul Caliber 2 magnificient?!? Link in dere too! Talim kick Link's butt every day! I like play as Mitsugurgi (that samuri dood) forever! You want Lucky melody tommorrow tickets!?!?????????! Yaha evil spider woman! I heart you, rice! Bye bye, Spider woman!
Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao Tse-tung,
A pleasure speaking to you once again Mao. Or would you like me to call you Tse-tung? I never know asian names very well, if you will forgive my ignorance. Link told me all about his events during Soul Calibur II and it's made me very jealous. He prances around screaming about how he got to be in another video game despite the Legend of Zelda series. And all I got him on is Super Smash Bros. Melee. But it's quite alright.
haha Spider woman. *has a light laugh* And yes I am in Soul Calibur II. Let me tell you it was quite an experience. Fighting in a new scene, with people I don't even know who the hell they are. Twas fun. *nods a nodding nod* I know of Talim too. Didn't really think much of Talim. Other than the fact she was super hot and had big...bouncy..bo-
Snap out of it! This email is over.
Zelda and Link
Dearest Zelda,
YOU COPIED BETH AND MARTH!! ;_; will you have an oekaki board? because Beth did. Will I get to see my old oekaki friends from the Marth Oekaki Board? And finally, do you know Samus? If yes, tell her I said "hi" and that I'm looking forward to Metroid Prime2.
Sincerely, Shadowarachnus
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Dear Shadowarachnus,
I'll get my webmistress to do some research on that right away. Anything to really please any fans out there. And yes I know Samus. Why the sudden interest in her? Is this because of her games coming out? She's worthless I swear. I hope she enjoys my prize I have for her later. Ganondorf should be getting back to me on that soon...*cackles* And yes, I shall be sure to tell her hi for you. I was actually contemplating renting Metroid Prime 2 when it comes out. So I can make her DIE over and over again!! BWHAHAHAHAAHA!!
[Webmistress note: Zelda is no longer able to answer the email at this point. I had her servants take her to her room to lay down for a bit.]
Dear Zelda,
I LIKE U ALOT AND I THIINK UR WEBSITE IS THE KEWLETS I HAVE EVAR SEEEN. I HAEV A QUESTIN FOR U IF U B SO KIND 2 ANSWRE 'WUT COLOUR R UR PANTIES AND CAN I HAEV THE
SIGNEEEED "K 4 XTREME"
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Dear K 4 Xtreme,
I am pleased that you have taken such a liking to my person as you have so stated. And many thanks on what you think of my site and such. My answer to your question is simply stated this, no you cannot have any. And if you like my site as you so graciously said, maybe you should read over the emails. Someone has already asked this question, and it was embarassing enough stating it then!
Zelda
Dearest Zelda,
I have come to ask you how you've been lately. I see that you're getting a swarm of emails from every walk of life. I can also tell that you're blood pressure is steadily rising. *chuckles lightly* On a side-note. I noticed that you're doing business with Ganondorf. I don't know how I feel about that, or if it's some plot to ruin your own kingdom. But you're a wise young woman. I know you know what's best for your kingdom, and Link it seems. Though you really didn't need him to purchase all those octoroks for that. I could have easily aided any desire that the young Hero of Time needs.
I plan to visit the kingdom very soon. I'm graciously accepting your invitation for a room to stay at the castle. It's so well-kept and tidy. And from reading your emails from these fellow readers, it seems you have more help in keeping the place up to standard. Kudos to you Princess.
Marth
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Dear Marth,
Yes that new servant has done wonders for the place. I've never seen someone so hard at work in my life honestly. And yes I am getting a swarm of emails. But nothing that me or my webmistress can't handle. She was graciously prepared. And slightly overwhelmed at the amount of feedback we've been getting so far. The site is barely a week old and already we've gotten over 400 hits. This pleases me and scares me at the same time. Surely I hope that the webmistress doesn't become stressed by this.
And about those octoroks. I don't know what you're saying about aiding Link in his need. And I hope by Din you don't mean what I think you mean.
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
You still no answer on Lucky Melody tommarrow tickets?!? You no say if you am want them ore no. Happy! Cat have lumps in fur... need brushing of 1000 winds... I got new toothpaste! Give strong breath and refreshing wind! Violent breakage wonderful in eye of cat lump! You have any pets?!????????? I own lumpy cat! Happy Happy Hippy! Call me Mao! Mao!
Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao Mao,
I guess I shall call you this from now on if this pleases you. I do have to say that you've given me the most emails so far. Oh..about those tickets. Sure I wouldn't mind at all. It would please me to meet you. I'm very sorry about your pet cat. Maybe a quick bath and brushing or two will aid it's fur. I don't really have a pet of my own. We have a moat that's around the castle and it houses small catfish. But other than that, I don't really own a pet. Perhaps it'll do me some good to purchase a pet. Maybe it'll relieve some stress aye?
Zelda
Dear Zelda,
Impending doom approaches you, because I have already let loose an army of killer thermo-nuclear gerbils to infest your castle! My question: WHO'S YO DADDY!!!
Tiamat, Lord of the wastes, King of darkness, Master of evil, Hound of the Ressurection, Slayer of the innocent.
P.S.Bow down to me foolish mortal!
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Dear Tiamat,
If you wish to wage full war upon my kingdom I shall have to use my best sources to vanquish, and/or destroy yours! I will pound you into complete and total goron dust if you so much as dare to lay a FINGER on the royal crown!
Also meaning that I'm going to be forced to now fight thermo-nuclear gerbils so that her delicate lady hands don't get scratched. Such work I do for the Princess.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOOL! YOU! ARE! GOING! DOWNNN!
Tiamat, my good friend. Perhaps it wouldn't be a pain to ask your number and your address. Perhaps we can get together sometime and talk over evil devistations upon the kingdom of Hyrule? I could graciously use an ally.
Zelda Ganondorf and Link
Dear..Link,
Hello, Lunk man! I have super happy question for you you and lumpy cat! Have a monster every kick you in between legs? Happen to me allthetime! Zelda!... Bring news from happy lucky Samus to report that at end of Zero mission she no hide behind armor of crimson thunder!!! Have lucky day, and go with Joe shmoe, show, no, dough, low, mow , toe! Dough? Dough? Bye night.
Mao Tse-tung
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Dear Mao Mao,
Tell Samus I say BRING IT.
The Princess is suffering from anger management problems. You'll have to excuse her, Mao. Anywho...Yes I have been kicked there. And trust me, those silver spandex do nothing for protection! They seem to want to hit me all the time right there. I might invest in a cup.
Zelda and Link
Dear Zelda,
Do you find an angel to be rather sexy? -Flashes his wings around and smiles-
Kitero
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Dear Kitero,
If you mean by me. Then yes she finds them rather ravashing!
I don't know whether I find an angel sexy or not. It depends on them I suppose. I haven't really contemplated angels. They don't even have bodies, so what is there to desire really?
Zelda and Link
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