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Dear Zelda,

Me be depressed. Me is thinking of Marth. Me miss Marth and site. Me has a broacher on Japan. Broacher be do tomorrow. ;_; :( Me is doing Broacher now. Me is waiting for printer.)

Here is todays list of questions.
1. Why are you so bitchy most of the time?
2. What shampoo and conditioner do you use?
3. Why is Marth so sexy?
4. Did you know Marth and Link are vacationing in Hawaii?
5. Do you have the Sims?
6. Will you buy me some plain ticks to Japan? I've always wanted to go there.
7. What is a possum?
8. Have you ever had snake?
9. Do you like sea food?
10. The sun goes ki-ka kavea, viv viv viv?
11. Who do you think is hot in LOTR?
12. What is your middle name?
13. Aye, the wind be a blowing in the west?
14. Can Link really fly with just that little Duken leaf?
15. Did you know that you can see up your dress in SSBM?
16. Why are you always wearing a dress?
17. Whats a sun?
18. Whats a tree?
20. How do you spell "Zelda"?
21. Do you have a bathroom?
22. Who are you?
23. Who am I?
24. Do you file your nails?
25. xhjket zksrf akeh kd ot?
26. What is 54 x m + 69864963846836867 x 4895985627365560787?
27. Badger?
28. Wwwwaaaaaaa?
29. The farther monkey has one banana to for him and his two sons to eat. He cant spilt the banana, so who does he give it to?
30. Can you use chopsticks?

Love,
Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl, and who plans to send you a bunch of E-mails tonight.)

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Dear Acco,

I'm sorry that you miss Marth. I miss the site all the time too. I loved the humor there. *sighs* I guess I'll try my best to make up for it? Marth is a funny guy though...

1. I try not to be, I just lose my temper a lot. I apologiz.
2. I use Suave with the strawberry flavor to it. I love the smell.
3. I have no idea, maybe because he spends 12 hours of the day looking in the mirror.
4. No I didn't! And they didn't think to bring me?!

It's a private vacation *coughs*

That and..you never asked.

5. I do have the Sims. All the way up to the pets one. I haven't gotten any past that.
6. I cannot at the moment, my funds are entirely too stretched out.
7. A nocturnal arboreal marsupial having a naked prehensile tail found from southern North America to northern South America.
8. To eat? Heavens no.
9. Sea food, yes I do. Under certain occassions. Mostly if Ruto isn't anywhere in sight.
10. I have no idea.
11. Legolas, without a doubt.
12. I don't think I was ever given a middle name. Let me look on my records sometime. Though it might be Lynn.
13. Perhaps in yer neck of the woods, lassy. But around here it be blowing towards the North.
14. Of course he can, Link is magical.
15. Yes I knew, and I've complained thousands of times to Nintendo. They never listen to me anymore. *sighs*
16. I prefer dresses. They are easier to get in and out of, and it's not very princess-like to strut around in jeans and a t-shirt. Though I do graciously desire that once in a while.
17. A star that is the basis of the solar system and that sustains life on Earth, being the source of heat and light.
18.
20. Z e l d a.
21. No I don't have "a" bathroom. I have many bathrooms. Marble floors, golden faucets, the works.
22. I'm Zelda, Princess of Hyrule.
23. You're Acco, the Kenshin obsessed girl.
24. Of course I file my nails, I must keep my hands precious and darling looking for the many princes who kiss them.
25. aslf sfower fldffo sdfj.
26. 54m + 3.4205785885052782141328684156113e+35 (work by "Calculator" on my computer). Where the e comes from, I have no idea.
27. Badgers.
28. Naaaaahhhhhh.
29. He gives it to the oldest son Monkey. For he is to grow up to be the Monkey king, and needs to sustain his health so he can rule the other Monkeys properly. The younger Monkey soon dies. A tragic ending.

That's rather demented...

30. I use chopsticks everytime I ever have Link bring some chinese food to the castle. I've gotten quite skilled at them, Link just ends up stabbing his sweet and sour chicken with his chopstick.

Zelda
Marth
and Link

Dear Zelda,

I'm only hear to criticize you and Link, so if your sensitive, read no further.

Link, you suck! You degraded me in front of all of Hyrule, you killed my giant ameba girlfriend and should be beaten by 1000 maids with 1000 brooms for your murderous deeds. You AND that dang hammer of yours! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Zelda, your even worse! You'd better watch your back in the Water Temple. Slice slice. You have no sense of humor. So freaking cold and icy to the bad guys! We have feeling too, you know! And then there's this Ask Zelda section. Come on! I could've wrote a better joke about that stoner cat! If Link hadn't stolen my bow, I'd shoot you.

You deserve to be crushed for this! Especially YOU Link!!! I dare you to go to the Water Temple, I dare you!

Darn you Link!
Dark Link

P.S. This isn't hate mail.
BOOM!!!

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Dear Dark Link,

The bad guys always end up having a poor sport whenever the hero triumphs and wins. And dare you threaten Royalty! I'll have your entire temple frozen over for decades with complaining like that. It'll give you a real reason to send such hateful mail!

Heh. My arch nemesis! Still sore on how quickly I was able to ...outsmart my mirror form? You lack taste, Dark Link. And you lack style! I mean look at those clothes, such a copy-cat. I mean c'mon now, did you really think that I wasn't gonna be able to beat my own mirror version? I know all your moves chump! All of them! And if you wanna come along again, let's go! And as for your girlfriend, I was doing you a favor by destroying her if THAT was your girlfriend. You can do so much better. *cackles*

Zelda
and Link

Dear Zelda,

NO! NO! I didn't get my project done! NO!

Love,
Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

I apologize that you didn't get it done. So what did you do about it? Did you skip your teachings for one day? Class skipper!

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

in this message you will find a secret that
nobody else will
notice without reading between the lines and
end up knowing. do not reprint this letter without my hard breaks. they are vital
resourses to the clues to my puzzle.

please understand that my
enigma won't give you what it promises, only put you on the right track
and you hints to the solution.
call me if you find the right answer. I guarantee, it won't come
easy.

Hippy Woman

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Dear Hippy Woman,

They say there's a land.
Hyrule is what they call it.
And in this land,
numerous adventures lie.
Katana tis not the blade mine Hero uses!

Young he is, and strong as well.
Overcoming any type of evil that may seek Hyrule.
Ultimately he comes, and saves us once again.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

Sorry about not fulfilling my promise to send a bunch of annoying E-mails last night, but the project was a bitch. So, I'll just send you a bunch of annoying E-mails today! :) So, see you later.

Love,
Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

Thrilled.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

Do you like Whine or beer? Or mixed drinks?

Moe

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Dear Moe,

I've always been a lover of wine. The mixed stuff seems to be too harsh on me and beer is just...nasty. Considering that I only have alcohol on special occasions, it's mostly wine.

Zelda

[Webmistress note: I have taken the time to comply 5 different emails that were emailed to Zelda at the same time from Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl). Enjoy!]

Dear Zelda,

I have filled the tanks with Powerade, and the monkeys have been cleaned and pressed. Zolock is beaming up 20,000,000 tissues to Mr. Spock as we speak. Also, Puffs are attacking the west wing, J.R.R. Tolkien has been cloned, and your bubblebath\massage will be read in 5 minutes. What other orders do you have for me, Captain?You and now the proud owner of a monkey-mobile; if you can answerer this question! Why the hell is that "Medical" place in Fooly Cooly shaped like an iron?

Yo, whatz up my homie!? Yo man, those dudes were really tripping today. I waz like whoa man, chiiiiiiiilllllllll. But they were still tripping!

Hello deary! Its so good to write to you aging. Today I played a charming game of polo, and then went for some wonderful tea at the prime ministers house. He has the loveliest cat ever! It was a Pursain, and it was the mildest, well mannered cat ever! It came up to me, rubbed my leg once, meowed, and sat at my feet until I put it on my lap. And dont get me started about its fur! It was the most wonderful fur a cat could ever have! Anyways, I really must be going. I have a date with a certain blond-haired man whos name starts with an L and ends with a S. Hehe.

Me be a MOO COW! A MOO Cow! Not a milk cow, a MOO Cow. With a capital MOO. I also be a Monkey! So that makes me a MOO Monkey. :P XD You sir, are a son of a monkeys spunk. Never try to diss a dog by calling its momma a bitch. XD I be a MOO Monkey. MXC rules. ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES.....

And now, for todays stupid question:
How does food become Poo?

ME BE A MOO MONKEY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Love,
Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

Either you have multiple personalities, or you're a very good actress. I'm leaning more towards the personalities. But I suppose I'll answer your question....at the end.

Zelda

Dear Zelda,

..............I am bored. I guess I could play Sims. But its boring now. I need those damn black roses so I finish my spell, but the damn "Obsessed Fan(Who's really an old fat guy who hangs around my house)" won't give me any! >:[

o_O What the hell? On the "Which Latin Phrase Are You?" quiz, I got "Furnulum pani nolo" or "I don't what a toaster." And it says I beat up door-to-door salesmen.

Turkey, Ham, or Chicken? Kcco, my friend, says hi. So, have you decided if your getting an Oekaki Board? My dog likes to chew on his tail. My dog is fuzzy and stupid and cute. My uncle said he looks like a fuzzy bowling ball. Pepsi or Coke? I am out of random things to say.

Oh, wait. Heres one more thing. I ONLY HAVE TWO MORE WEEKS AND I'M OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Love,
Acco (The Kenshin obsessed girl)

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Dear Acco,

Nice to hear from you again Acco. I took a quiz or two the other day:

heartsick

As you can see, I'm just that great. Royalty and..heartsick. I don't see myself as that! This is an outrage...

Apparently I'm the rabbit.

rabbit

It's so perfect...it's so..me!

Zelda
and Link

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